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Beaters

September 30th, 2008 No comments

Why do people bother to beat? Surely it's boring?

Electric beaters are fun.

Depends what you're beating!

Now if I told you what I was beating with it…then I'd have to kill you. ;)

(it's top secret)

We're discusing beans on the heaters thread, Kathy……..

Are they baked or fried?

Neither, just beaten.

well…you beat your bean…I'll beat something else…lol

Consensual beating can be fun. But I'm not sure if eggs consent.

They might do if it's egg-splained to them

Your husband?

Groan.

Time for me to make an egg cit from this thread.

Didn't you like my yolk?

I wasn't ova-enthusiastic about it.

Eggs-actly! But not in the way that you are thinking. :o

(I'm telling my mommy that you are corrupting me!)

lol!

I do my best!

I thought your yolk was perfickly all-white

Nick x

Eggshell leave this thread as well….

Nick x

shell I lay an off-white yolk about how I can make your day sunny side up, or does my hard boiled humour, leave you and your brother Benedict scrambled?

I think Benedict your brother…and I don't even know who Benny is.

Anyway you know what you can do with your poultry jokes….ya dozen think I was just going to let you get away with it?

Nick x

Nick, don't be so fowl!

Sorry…I'll hit the Rhode

x

yeah, cluck off!

Lyn would go great with bacon, toast and coffee ;)

rowr

Shouldn't you be clucking?

I thought I had the ultimate chat up line in "Hello gorgeous. How do you like your eggs in the morning". Until one particularly feisty young lady replied with, "Unfertilised! Now fuck off!".

That told me!

That's when pull out a rubber and say "Me too"

A "rubber"? Do you mean an inflatable sex aid?

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The Inedible Scarab

September 30th, 2008 No comments

The scarab is a dung beetle. A dung beetle is so named because it eats dung.
If it eats dung, I'm not inclined to eat it.
The inedible scarab.

Maybe one day *you'll* get pink bannered.

~~~"A dung beetle is so named because it eats dung."~~~

Even my 12 year old humour can't top that.

That's quite true.

Ringo starr is sometimes referred to as the dung beatle.

Awww, I love Ringo. He gets high with a little help from his friends.

My fav was George.

John was overrated and the biggest nutcase of 'em all. Paul is just too…Paul. And Ringo, well he's a drummer, what can I say.

Paul was the cute one.

I liked them all, for different reasons. I'm a Beatles girl.

I think I had a crush on each of them at different times.

Peter was my favorite Monkee, however.

Never liked the Monkees, but ho boy .. gimme a Bay City Roller and we can have a talk!

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y………...HEY!

Oh yeah, the Bay City Rollers. . .my MUCH older sister liked them!

;-)

Les McKeown was my favorite. My girlfriend and I even had outfits. We took the stitching out of the sides of our jeans, and added strips of tartan, and had suspenders with buttons all over them and little tams … ~sigh~

~blows raspberry at Kirsten~

My oldest sister was sooo into them. I kind of got hooked…lol

I think they're actually still around in some capacity. I have all of those import albums packed away somewhere.

Then there was Andy Gibb ….

When you were into the Bay City Rollers, I had entered my shit-kickin' Southern Boogie era, when I wore (depending upon the season) jeans, flannel shirts and boys' work boots or a t-shirt, dime store flip flops and cut-offs.

But I ALWAYS wore eye makeup.

Was it blue eye makeup? We're talking mid 70's here, so I'm thinking the answer is yes.

They are…I think that they were here at the Casino last year.

No, PURPLE!

OMG ………….. late into the thread …………….. I was about 7 or 8 when the Bay City Rollers were happening. Got the knickers to prove it! (bought by older sister)
I didn't realise a 'wee' Scottish band hit the US. They were bad beggars mind you. One was jailed a couple of years ago for child porn ………………. Derek, the drummer I think.

OMG, that's kinda sad, isn't it? I guess it's better than appearing at some small town festival or something. Although if they came to a local festival around here, I'd go. They still have my autograph album! I mailed it to them about, oh, 32 years ago, lol! Never got it back.

Oh NO, Lynne, not Derek! He always seemed so sweet and nice.

Well…I don't quite think it would have been 32 years ago…but I bet they were pretty poular back then. Email them now! They'd probably send you an autographed pair of their gitchies! lol

(edited)

B
A
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B
A
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B
A
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C
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with an R O (double L) E R S

Bay City Rollers are the best.

(there's more, but I'm not going down that road)

Thank you and good night!

~WAHHHHHHH~ I want my autograph album back!

Maybe they would. I should try it. "Young teen's dream realized, 30-something years later, when decrepit European rock band finally sends her long awaited autograph" .. I can see the headline!

Is it embarrassing that I still think Free Bird is a great song?

Not at all. We still yell it at every concert we go to ;>)

Regardless of who's playing, right?

I yelled it at my friend Julie's son's bar mitzvah once!

Oh definitely!

We had a dj here in Chicago, Kevin Matthews, his fans are called Kev Heads. He used to highly encourage his fans to yell FREEBIRD! at all concerts.

One time some fans of his were at a Bodeans concert, where they of course yelled FREEBIRD! while the lead singer was talking about something. The lead singer told them to "shut the f*ck up" and the guys caught it on videotape. So funny!

Kevin Matthews used to play the little bit on the radio all the time.

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Palindromes

September 30th, 2008 No comments

Words and sentences saying the same backwords as they do fowards

You know what those are prop better then me at doing this so enjoy. Create, Have fun

in fact i was thinking of it 2 days ago… good and nice idea… i'll switch on my

"radar"

A man, a plan, a canal – Panama. That's always been my favorite.

good luck i cant really think of any

the only one i can do is

"kayak"

Well Adam should really be posting this one, but he is awol, so

Madam I'm Adam.

racecar !

but…

"was it a rat i saw ?"

I m david di vad mi

you what thats rubbish

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog !

this is working

(there is a town in france : "laval" perfect short palindrome)

Level Head Le Vel he ad

Both a palindrome and a philosophical question:

Do geese see God?

Lori that is great!

In NoCal a store called YREKA BAKERY

Nick x

David? You start good interesting threads. Well done you; you have really made a place for yourself here

God bless

Nick x

Thanks, Nick.

Is that bakery in a town called Yreka? That would be really awesome.

Parterretrap

(stairs that go to the first floor, a bit of a constructed, artificial word) is the longest in Dutch

I just googled it;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yreka,_California
Wikipedia:- "Yreka Bakery" is a popular palindrome, but no such business currently exists, although sources indicate that there was one as early as 1886[11] which may have been the foundation of Mark Twain's story; it is possible that the business existed until 1960.[12]

http://www.snopes.com/language/placenames/yreka.asp
(worth a read)

http://www.pricegrabber.com/search_getprod.php/masterid=529747901/
(A Christian music CD)

Amazing what you can find out that you didn't even really want to know!

Nick x

Weird Al did a video:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

Cool, thanks, Nick. I'm surprised some bakery hasn't taken up the name although maybe they think of it as a bit of an urban legend that would be a shame to spoil.

Thanks nick

Was it eliot's Toilet i saw

I just saw this palindrome and am thinking that Mr Moeller owes us a bit of an explanation!

Dennis and Edna sinned

i saw a kayak kayak a was i

Pam I have never come across him before and I've watched several of his tracks…THANKS!

Nick xx

You're a Weird Al virgin NO WAY!

Ah Edna, I remember her well….WOMEN UNDERSTAND MEN; FEW MEN UNDERSTAND WOMEN This is a sentence palindrome..You would think they would have come up with a word to describe palindrome which WAS a palindrome. Oh say…REDIVIDER…as the official word..just sayin

Reportedly exclaimed by Napoleon: Able was I ere I saw Elba

bingos… DEIFIED HADEDAH HALALAH REIFIER REPAPER REVIVER ROTATOR SEITIES SEMEMES

Well I was…..enjoy this though I expect you've heard of him…

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOZH0y7VxE&feature=related

Nick x

Witty. But I like Weird Al better.

even your name is a palindrome

Pam May Yam Map

I've always shortened my signature to Pamay.

Except for the 22 years when my name was Pam Shillingburg, that is.

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Isn

September 30th, 2008 No comments

The game rejected doh and I'm pretty sure it's a valid word. Is there any way to change the game from regular to challenge in the middle of the game?

It's valid in SOWPODS, you must be playing TWL. And no, you can't change the type of game in mid-game.

It is in SOWPODS, Don't use TWL, it's shit.

Hahaha, GMTA :>)

Thanks

Thanks

GMTA?

SOWPODS: If it's good enough for Homer Simpson, it's good enough for you.

Great minds think alike.

Ah!

True dat .. after all, who can deny that KWYJIBO is a great word?

and SPIDERPIG……

I'll bet you $5 that's in the dictionary within three years.

Exactly what I thought. I remember a few years back when they officially put it into the dictionary, so I was suprised when the game rejected it.

Lol! In SOWPODS, yeah It'll never make TWL, only IS and AND are allowed in that one!

Now I understand why there are so many I's in the bag! It's all of those IS's we're supposed to be spelling in TWL :>)

Lol Although most of them aren't in the bag, they're on my rack!

I deleted the application, but somehow they are STILL on my rack!

IIII am often upset by IIIIs and I try only to accept SOWPODS games

Its once again the TWL dictionary that dictionary does not accept certain words like the following:

DA
DOH
and other words that are found in SOWPODS.

There are TWP people about I think

True that colin some like TWL and some dont i for one say down with TWL and KWYJIBO a big yellow bald dumb animal like a ape

It's actually d'oh – even in the Simpsons scripts.

'doh' is an abomination, fit only for Sowpods =)

I had a look for the word kwyjibo and guess what its in the encyclopida (think that word is right if not plz say)

By encyclopedia, I guess you mean wikipedia…which would be a very generous interpretation of 'encyclopedia'.

In fact it would be the loosest possible sense of the term.

From what I can immediately gather, it more likely refers to a variant spelling of 'do' in the tonic sol-fa: doh, reh, me, fa, so, la, te, doh.

Doh a deer, a female deer.

Nice 1 pam and yeah thats right brian

Remember Homer's song, Pam? Doh .. the stuff the buys my beer, Ray .. the guy who brings my beer.

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HELP ME

September 30th, 2008 No comments

Erm….in a fit of rage I threw my phone and can't it! Will someone call it, please?!

its busy!

I would of but i have no cred i can send a text

ring ring, ring ring…. does that help?

Josephine, I think it's behind the fridge, can you call again?

Do de doo doo doo do do do do (ring tone is the Duelling Banjos)

How#s that?

I think it's on 'silent', Dave but give it a go!

i know this hasent got anything to do with the thread but if you dont hurry up and play i will force win the game hence i will win

It goes straight to answer phone

texting your message "play your turn" message sent ( meatloaf comes on fone) worked?

Tell the insurers that you threw it at a burglar, which frightened him away, so all they owe you is the price of a new phone…. not the millions they would have done if you hadn't rescued your belongings by chucking the phone

(I know it's not accurate, but never admit to your temper: I don't!…. old china plates thrown into the dustbin are a good substitute)

thrown REALLY hard…

my husband backs off when I'm in throw-away mode!

No chance. 7 days and I shall play before.

Let's not digress. My phone is still AWOL/

okay where was the last place you put it or in case threw it what noise did you hear?

No ring tone , straight to answer.

If I could possibly call the insurance company, I would. However, there is a slight issue with a missing phone. I have my story ready though…..he was tall, he was hot, short hair, ble eyes, kisses WELL….stole my phone.

Some how i think the police will know thats fake a hot tall guy with short hair and blue eyes that kisses his victims

You are not covered LOL it was negligence or I should say thats what it comes to in a negligee you are just not covered for that sort of indiscretion … ;-)

i think she should buy a new phone i know the way of what happens when a breaks

Pauline, What nice burglars you have down in the south – good kissers, too… my word, we are poor in t'North!

I expect David's right: the phone salesman might be hot, too!

i am right. i have had many phones that have broken, due to my negaltion

*rubs sleepy eyes*

I dreamed of hot men, insurance, sales, firemen, policemen…

I still can't fin my fricking phone

Are you still calling it?!

See, this is the trouble with you hot-tempered passionate types. Always flying into fits of rage …

I suggest you sit yourself down and have a good long think about the consequences of your actions, young lady.

It must have been a hands free one ……….LOL

I have thought, long and hard, Mr Brett. Clearly I am a bad girl. I need to be taken in hand.

Well done, Ms. Jones, The first step is to admit you have a problem.

Now, unlock the front door and remove all traces of underwear from the house. I'll be round in half an hour.

Think about it logically. It must be in the room where you were when you threw it. Unless the window was open of course. So its a process of elimination.

My daughter dropped her phone in a glass of vodka.

Not once but has done it on four seperate occasions.

What does this mean

She shouldn't drink and text at the same time?

I dropped mine down the toilet twice! Well it was in my back pocket and fell out.

Haha! Yes I know a few people who have lost their phone down the loo! I droppped mine in the bath once, much cleaner!

I had thought that you were doing that to me, waiting till the seven days is nearly up and then playing. Well it's going to be a very long game and really doesn't bother me. I suspect that with your very petty little mind, every time you see the game with my name, it bothers you an awful lot more.

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What do you do …

September 30th, 2008 No comments

… when you can see a bingo on your rack, but you can't find anywhere to play it?

Do you ever pass a turn and in the hope that you'll be able to play it next time round?

I would move on and play something else. Passing a turn in hopes to do that is not sportsman like in my opinion.

yes. It worked out extremely well the first time I did it, and not the second. Just in a wontgo sit at the moment but my opponent is sneaky (you know who you are, lol) so haven't played it and gone for a lower score.

When Tracey and I play, we kind of have a mutual agreement that we can pass turns if we need, but it seldom yields a result. I wouldn't do it against other people though because I know they might not like it. I once played someone who passed several turns and when I asked him he said he was holding out for a bingo……needless to say I immediately 'closed' the board down so he couldn't hook it and he lost!

If you're in agreement with somebody else, then it's ok. I regularly play someone who does this often also, and I'm ok with it too. But like Lyn stated, it seldom yields a result.
I myself just would never feel comfortable doing it, because I feel a turn should only be passed when you can't make a move.

Be honest Lyn, when one of us passes the other closes the board if possible. It is an acceptable practise to try though. I will pass for up to two turns, if the loss of that is justified by the gain of the bingo.
I did have someone say' Huh' in the chat box and then go on to get rather snotty about it when I did place it. Ah well, sore loser.

Hmm, I would say it's more a tactical manoever rather than unsporting, personally. If, on the other hand you tell the other person what you're doing – see Lyn's post – that's just daft and you're asking for a thorough thrashing, imho.

OOOh Vicky, you have misunderstood. Lyn and I never tell each other, we just know each other well enough by now(constantly have a game on the go and both serious addicts) that we are now predictable to each other.

No, sorry. Reply was referring to the first posts!

I see what you were saying….that the guy was a bit daft for telling me his tactics and shot himself in the foot! Don't worry about Tracey misunderstanding you, it's the gin!

I generally cry if I see a bingo in my rack and can't place it (they're just so infrequent for me). Have never passed a turn, but taken a lower scoring word. Scrabble is such a bitch at times.

I will pass if I have a Bingo with an S on my rack.

I will also pass on my first go if I only need an E to form a Bingo as there is a reasinable chance my oppo will play an E first go.

It pretty much depends on the board. It it's a tight board, then there is no sense in passing the turn. If you have hopes the board might change enough to allow you to make the play, then it could make sense. Depends on the letters, too. Sometimes you can play one or two (like when you have a blank) and know that you still have an excellent chance of having a bingo next time.

So .. in summation .. it depends. Wasn't that helpful

All's fair in Love and Scrabulous.

I'm in a situation at the moment where I've told my opponent I've got a great word to play and she tells me she's rooting for me to find somewhere to play it!

That's good Simon. How much score if you manage to place.

Note to Andy —– will never lay down an 'E' again!

Haha, Lynne, I was thinking the same thing.

I'm only playing him cos I thought he was having a few beers…. Damn man is playing a tight little game….. I know he's leading up to a bingo cos he's working his way over to the TWS!

Vicky specifically said 'see Lyns post', the post you talk about how we play each other!
If I had to rely on gin to get me *tired and emotional* then I would stay clear headed and sensible at all times, I can't stand the stuff!
Scrumpy(as discussed in St. Georges Day thread(well worth a look)) or white wine,preferably dry, or vodka.

It's not a great score – just a great word!

Thanks for that Lori.

I'd like to employ you as my official Scrabble strategist.

I was messing about with letters on the board instead of my rack the other day, and hit play expecting the red box, but it played ANISOLE. I was so chuffed. Some term for methybenzene or something.

Course I immediately felt that the other person might think I was cheating…it was that damned good lol

Nick x

Arggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh, I was referring to the bloke being a pillock and shooting himself in the foot.

You wouldn't be able to afford me :>)

I think it was against me Nick…and I would never suspect or accuse you of cheating…(up for another btw?)

The same post where I talked about the guy who told me his tactics!

ANISOLE….isn't that the stuff they put on piles

Ok Ok, doing 20 things at once, as usual, so not concentrating enough. I see now that you had also talked about some idiot telling you that he was trying to place a bingo. We never tell each other but always know!

No…that it is success story of a name that is ANUSOL rofl.

It makes me laugh every time I see it. As used on URANUS

Nick x

I've started one…you start hon.

Nick x

PS though I'm running things down to the weekend as I'm working away next week.

Why not? Do you overcharge?

;)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULINE!

September 30th, 2008 No comments

Have a great day honey, I'm not very original this morning. I did think of inciting everyone to put up their pics naked but Gary might do it.

x x x x x

Happy birthday sexy Scrabbler – have a great day!

Happy Birthday Pauline!

:>:>:>

Happy birthday, Pauline. I do not have a naked pic, but imagining can be more fun, no?

Naked pics? I was hoping more for a naked man, with only a rack to hide his MODESTY.

Thanks, kids!

Happy Birthday Pauline!

well the day is young, in our half of Europe…

Happy Birthday Pauline. xx

Best wishes. It's too early to think of anything better than that – but as Oscar Wilde wrote, 'only the dull are brilliant at breakfast'.

Many happy returns – BIRTHDAY would be a bingo in certain circumstances. May you have many!

"joyeux anniversaire" from the eiffel tower !

Happy Birthday.

"PARABENS" from Brazil

happy birthday

naked? might need more gym sessions…

Happy Birthday Miss P! xx

Gillian and Peter, very good to see you!

you too! i thought we'd lost you. (JM helped me out.)

No no no, you tried but you didn't manage it

Miss P Draw Mistress extraordinaire

Happy birthday to you,
All the power tiles for you,
All the bingos,
triple word scores,
Happy birthday to you!

Nope, doesn't rhyme, makes no sense, but I've had a long day!

Lady P

Happy Birthday to you….

Have a wonderful day, and a drink for every year!

Happy birthday, Pauline

Happy Birthday Pauline!

Felicidades, Señorita P.

x

Happy Birthday :)

Happy Birthday, Mistress P x

Dear Miss P:

You have become a special friend. I hope that this day brings you much happiness, as you begin a new year in your life. Celebrate! Eat cake!

Lots of love, Lori

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOTS!

happy birthday.

Happy Birthday, Pauline!

(And psst, it is Miss Te Rawhina's birthday as well, so Happy Birthday to you too, dear!)

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Hot bedded trends

September 30th, 2008 No comments

Is bed action getting hotter or cooler these days? I wouldn't know…. :s

Well, it's about 100 degrees in my house right now – so everything is hot, including the bed…

That is HOT

You can do triple axels on my bed.

That's a good question, Lyn. I'd have to say hotter. But that's global warming for ya.

Yeah, heatwave in L.A. and no air conditioning…

…..or is all the hot sex causing the global warming, eh

Dang, you may have just solved the entire issue of climate change!

So everyone stops having sex to stop global warming, and would also halt population growth! Sorted

Well I'm proud to say that I am doing my part!

Damn, yer smart.

The problem, though, is that all of the men would explode from sperm retention headaches, and they'd all be really cranky, so more wars wouldl start.

So we'd have other problems to work on.

Me too!

So we start a few organizations to help them out. BlueBalls.org. And whats wrong with them taking care of their own business?

….although sales of Juggs might go through the roof……(as long as its printed on recycled paper)

You both make me proud to be a woman.

Hear us ROAR!

Lol! Glad to be of service, Lori!

Now that we've solved all of the world's problems, let's go get drunk.

I can dream it might lol

Ah! A man! *pounce*

Geez did he ever wander into the wrong thread.

Don't get him excited

(reads thread, puts tail between legs and runs)

Come back in here you sissy

We shoulda locked the doors.

You mean to lock him in or lock him out?

Are you sure you want him in here, Kirsten?

Out I hope, getting locked in with the bunch of you would be …

There he is Get him

Saw you coming, could not even finish last sentence

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Scrabulous is not working!

September 30th, 2008 No comments

What's the problem? Nothing works.

It's been like this all day. I'm on suicide watch as we speak. There's gonna be a lot of people needing therapy this evening.

Me………………….. I'm on the wine!

Still OK in UK

OK…..

*packs bags and gets a ticket to London*

I can't play

I'm ACTUALLY cleaning my house!

Oh the horrors!

Mine isn't Derek… You seem to be the lucky one here… I've been off and played at .com for an hour and a half and mine is still funked up… *sighs*

I am actually resorting to going to bed, I'm so frustrated

Been iffy all day in the US too….

Oh damn…..cancel that ticket idea.

Off and on – take ticket to Yorkshire!

Even FB is crashing now

Nice….

And the walls….come tumbling down….and the walls……..

Oh thank God it wasn't only me that got kicked out. Started hyperventilating, got a paper bag ready in case it happens again.

Probs worth opening a second bottle of Kardonnay … dont want ya freakin out ..

I just read my last post…..

I was quoting John Melencamp…..I must be losing it!

Dayna, were so lost…….. it just doesn't matter anymore.

Hey….can I come visit you and we can drink umbrella drinks till we gigle like little girls?

We can all drink drinks until the app comes back…I am down my second wine bottle (one unit = one bottle)… join me!

I'm so frustrated with the Scrabulous app. They need to work out those kinks in the system. I actually did something around the house today!

Get your ticket girl and come on over. (note to self…… must buy umbrellas)

God forbid Lisa……………….. go lie down. Haven't seen my house for days. Must be the dust!

Perhaps my scrab is working because I am on broadband.

Show off! <stomps away with trophy>

I cleaned today, and I took a nap. It's really rather sad.

What do you think we're using Derek – tin cans and string :)

Nice come back <I like you, you're nearly as cutting as Miller>

Huh ! ..whats wrong with cans & string anyhoo …

teens flashback ! ..

Paid any bills lately?

Mind you, I do use Tiscali and they are rubbish!

Wow Lynne, you live in Paradise, I can see you in your hammock, cocktail in one hand, laptop in the other – tin cans and string hanging from the palm trees. How wonderful!

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hyphenated-surname

September 30th, 2008 No comments

q. for the ladies with hyphenated surnames after marriage. After you get married why not either refuse to change your surname at all, or just change it? Why double it and add your husband's surname to yours? Does he add your surname to his? Does he hyphenate his surname? To each their own, none of my business of course, but there are some atrocious hyphenated surnames on this board. The truly hilarious ones are the Scottish hyphenated with the eastern European added. Laughs galore. I'm an Aussie and almost all women here either use their husband's surname or don't change their surname at all. None of this hyphenated stuff. If you keep your own surname it's still your father's surname anyway, so it's still a man's surname. If you change your surname to your husband's it's still a man's surname. So, why double the pain and have two male names, and also embarrass yourself by hyphenating two completely incompatible surnames?

Confused.
Sydney.

For example:

http://www.jibjab.com/view/172390

So… how does it feel to have a name that is neither atrocious, nor hilarious?

Bless your heart.

I changed my last name to my grandmother's surname years ago (which was, as you point out, her father's surname, but I liked it). Would never ever consider changing it to a husband's surname. The very idea appalls me. I have considered legally changing my last name to Gardener (my online psuedonym).

A lady is a person married to a lord. Is that who you mean?

I think a lady can call herself what she wants!

When i become "First Man" i will outlaw all herniated surnames!

Not sure I get what you mean. Sorry, I must be slow today.

Reginald, if I married you we could be two harts

Exactly.

What's wrong with hyphenated names? My real name is
Hogmany Barrington-Smythe. I'm proud of it, and my noble tradition.

But I'm not sure if I would use Hart-Hart, or Hart-Hart. Which name goes first?

Thanks, Reggie. Can you also prevent parents, by law, to include hyphens in their children's first names? F* hyphens!

I think women should hyphenate if they want to, since they have to live with it. What's not very good is little kids having to learn how to write down names like Madison Angela Teresa Harrison-Fitzgerald. :o)

Or is it pronounced Phart? Either way, I'm not moving to South Korea so I think the wedding's off

When I am elected as the "First Man" all male children will be named William and the girls will be named Willa.

When I am elected "First Man" all incestuous relationships will be outlawed… oh, wait, they are already….

I like Willa. It rhymes with Monica.

When I am elected "First Man" i will declare that I never had sex with that woman… oh, wait, i already did declare that….

Before I got married, my fiance and I were at a Kmart buying crap. He wrote a cheque ( this is back in the day ) and they used to have this big black book with names of people who had bounced cheques there before. His surname was on about 8 pages back and front. Not him mind you but his family and others with that name. I decided right there in front of God and Kmart shoppers that I would keep my maiden name. He actually took mine after about a year of marriage too.

I don't think I've ever known someone before whose husband took HER name. That's cool.

You always crack me up!

I personally loved taking my husband's name, but not because I hated my maiden name. Call me old-fashioned.

However, I think some people on Facebook use both names solely for searching purposes (although you don't have to do that anymore because in your personal information, they can put their maiden name in and then when people search, they can search for you as they remember you or as you are now). Example – If you searched Jenny Braun, you'd probably find my name.

What's in a name? Well I suppose it's whatever you want it to be, to some it's a statement, to others a recognition of their heritage, family or religious background. I can understand neither party wanting to 'lose' their names so hyphenated names make perfect sense, I particularly like the idea of two separate cultures joining their surnames together to form a 'weird' mix. Personally, they have too many associations with the upper and upper-middle classes for me to live with. I'm getting married in June and my fiancee's surname is near to dying out, so I'm taking hers, as Smiths are not exactly endangered but we want to have the same name.

P.S. The freakiest thing just happened, I am (to my shame) watching a repeat of the awful magazine based comedy "Just Shoot Me" and one of the main characters just said "Do you think it's weird for a guy to take the girl's name when they get married?". Now that is weird.

I have only ever heard of one guy doing that but that was because he used to be a Hell's Angel and then became a Christian. Good reason to change your name.

When I was young, I had a (short) marriage to someone from a very different culture. So when we had this discussion (about not wanting to change my name)… his response was "Why would you change your name? Susan is a nice name!"

Well my husband did. Of course with the inevitable divorce it got a little complicated. Not sure what name he ended up with, I'll dig him up tomorrow and check his i.d.

That's neat. I'd just never heard of it. You sure he wasn't the Hell's Angel?

No, he was more likely to be found on his BMX with a bell and streamers.

With a matchbox jammed into his back wheel for that motorbike noise.

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