i just won the lottery
ah got you knew you would look
Holy crap, so did I. Just last week I got an email from this lawyer in Nigeria. He said I had won 98,000 pounds in the British National Lottery. Of course, I was skeptical at first, as how could this have happened when I live in Canada and had never bought a ticket. So after emailing a reply, I was advised, it was indeed true and the money was mine and would be delivered by courier to me forthwith as soon as I sent a money order to pay courier services. I instructed the lawyer to simply deduct the courier fee from my winnings. Apparently my winnings were protected by insurance and could not be touched.
I sent the money order, and received my winnings just last week.
What a coincidence, I got the same email!
They must have chosen us all from the scrabulous pot. A lucky bunch indeed.
Only the best and the brightest.
Nice plastic surgery job Lori…….
He's my new boyfriend.
Is it Lori? *so* disappointed……thought we had a hot new man in our midst
Oh right, as if I could do all of that over luncheon!
Did everything think that Dennis is actually a flag, now, too
:>)
Dennis, heard the news. Canada is #11 on the list of most peaceful places to live. Ranking ahead of Switzerland and Sweden. Britain came in at 49th and the USA is in 97th place. Iceland was #1 and Denmark in 2nd place.
He's *not* a flag Next you'll be telling me Michael isn't a cigarette!
We can't help it, we'll let anyone in.
He's *not* just a cigarette! He's also the lower half of a face!
Phew!
Dennis is indeed the Canadian flag. He is the epitome of all that is Canadian.
Iceland's a very expensive place to live though. People think petrol prices are extortionate in the UK….
And so is Bryan Adams.
Does he wave majestically in the breeze as well?
Lyn, Chicago now has the highest gas prices in the United States. I'm so friggin' glad I live here. Luckily I only fill my tank about every two months.
Although, I can afford it now, with my new lottery winnings.
Your picture is Colin Farrel, right?
God, Lori, I am finding so attractive I think I just may try and chat you up.
Isn't he incredible? I've actually given up George Clooney.
If you want to talk dirty to me while you look at that picture, I don't mind.
There is no call to denigrate this fine land.
Not sure if he waves majestically in the breeze or not and don't care to know.
You seemed to know so much about him, that is why I asked.
A friend of mine studied with him In Dublin before he became an actor. She said he had the biggest…
… beautiful brown eyes she'd ever seen … and the warmest ….
…ego she had ever seen. Absolutely huge according to her.
opinionated mouth! ……. Is that what you were going to say Ruth? Or was it anatomical in nature
As long as he mows lawns and talks a lot, I don't care how big his "ego" is! ;>)
Jeez, Lori. I really fancy you.
Can I touch your ego?
Trust me, I'm a professional.