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November 1st, 2008 No comments

someone just got that v me for a bingo

am i being unreasonable to think they cheated?

They may not have cheated. I just looked it up and I know I will remember it now. I hope I don't get accused if I get the chance to use it. It is the kind of word people remember.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/kvasses

ill have to remember that tracey the next time we play.;0

i asked how they got that word and they said: " i use a scrabble dictionary when i play… don't you?"

is this normal?

it shouldnt be normal coz its cheating and cheating is wrong

First of all, it's an important word to know. Kvas is good to know for playing the k above vas.

Anyhow, it seems unlikely they were using a dictionary to help…honestly, who would think to look under KV It had to be something else.

How is it any different from looking it up in the in-game word list?

I was out hiking today and fell right on my fat kvass.

Did you bounce? That's what happens to me when *I* fall on my fat kvass.

I like bit Kvasses and I cannot lie, all you other brothas can't deny.

u mean the 2-letter word list? that has about 30 words in it whereas a dictionary has, ermmmm, tens of thousands of words.

slight difference methinks

No, I'm talking about the big look-em-up word list thingey. Where you enter the word and it tells you whether it's valid or not.

Highly unlikely if the V was a blank. It isn't a common word and who would think to try all the combinations of 'kasses?' in that thing?

Oh was it a blank? I didn't get that from the original post:
"someone just got that v me for a bingo"

Anyway, are the fake or the real Keirz?

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!

Tammy, thanks for translating the original post. To tell you the truth, when I initially read it, I thought, "huh"

And I thought it was the opposite, actually….that the blank would be in lowercase. KvASSES.

That be cheatin'. You ought to sic Ben on 'em.

Has anyone had Kvass? It's a fermented bread drink mainly from the Baltics and Russia…

I presume that if you have enough you will fall flat on your… well you get the picture…

Cheers

It's alcohol – so I'll remember it.

It's an odd pluralization.

true… but then all the weird words are plurals…

which reminds me – falaj or aflaj… which ones the plural of the other?

i'm the real kierz, reformed and rehabilitated

i havent seen my clone recently

yeah i got it the wrong way round, i meant KvASSES

the v being the blank

but the other "v" meant versus

We'll all remember it, now. But if the person actually told you they use a dictionary, seems to me your question was answered.

i would have to agree .. using an actual dictionary doesnt strike me as kosher

Why, Rob, must you pick on the Jewish people?

No, Donna, You are meant to forget all words you read on here.

Exactly, Tracey, because using words you learn on here is cheating, correct? And so is using words to which you don't know the meaning.

(tongue in cheek)

Do you know, so is adding 'ing' to the end of a word to take you to the triple word score? I got asked if I used a wordbuilder for doing that yesterday I still haven't got over it.

Did you tell them "Yes, it's called MY BRAIN!"

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you can

November 1st, 2008 No comments

add your own words of wisdom..

Anna did u get that off ArtAttack? i think I saw the same episode…

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried (David Brent)

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Two rules in life:

1. Don't tell people everything you know.

If you can't dazzle people with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity

Now that has got to be the best saying that makes the most sense I have ever heard.

Please repeat that statement. ? My bullshit detector wasn't turned on.

You are, what you meet.

Mary Ellen, I posted a bit of news for you on the wall but it is fast getting lost in Quincy's wonderful poetry.

Live well, laugh often, love much… Seems to work for me.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The secret of success is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

If you can't be a good example, you will just have to be a horrible warning.

All great men have moustaches

I'm not fat, I'm fluffy

Birds of a feather flock together. Then crap on your car.

If I knew grandchildren were so much fun, I'd have had em first

lol…loved that one…

"If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I'd say 'Yo, goober – where's the meat?'"

Homer Simpson.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

A day not wasted is a wasted day

If you have the choice between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

The rooster that brews in the morning is the one that lays the egg.

A** Grass or cash, nobody rides for free

Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Don't judge me by your ignorance.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." – Sinclair Lewis

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Out of the Loop on the whole Freaking in/out/coolness factor thing, but happy to play

November 1st, 2008 No comments

Hey… have not checked out the boards for awhile, but am completely and utterly out of the loop.

But really the only reason I ever come here is to find normal people who can play a good game and have some sense of normalcy (i.e. I could not care less about the size of your dick)

At the end of the day (what a saying)… am simply looking for moderate, normal players who pride themselves… yes PRIDE themselves on fair play. That's it… could not care less if you are in or out… feel free to start one if you are up to it… SOWPODS preferred these days but will play TWL for those who really care.

http://apps.facebook.com/scrabulous/?action=profile&profileid=591162329&id=591162329

Ciao innies and outies.

Hello, my nearly neighbour (I'm in Ottawa). Shall I start a game?

Absolutely, neighbor

woo hoo!

You are looking for normal people on this Disc Board? There is something terribly wrong with that picture!

Nah… normal is not the operative, just a sense of normalcy… good point.

By the way, I only joined one of the circles so that I could appoint myself "figurehead who wears a tiara", because I've always wanted to wear a tiara and make pronouncements!

All hail Princess Partanen!

Ah, one of my minions has arrived!

You know that "mignon" (pronounced basically the same) means cute in French, right?

Don't they have a tiara option in HairMixer? You should try it and update your profile picture.

I had a tiara up as my picture for a few days (when you were in the midst of T2 semis), I put up this mug shot for a thread which I started yesterday.

Really?!. . .and I thought "mignon" meant overpriced cut of meat!

Overpriced, but so delicious…

You'll probably thrash me, but sure! I'm in Vancouver, so we are not exactly NEIGHBORS! Haha, oh well.

Sometimes I wear my tiara out and about, to the grocery store or gas station. It's a lovely one that I bought at the dollar store. With rubies and diamonds.

JM, I couldn't find a tiara, but thanks for the heads up about hairmixer.com. I have tried on long red hair for a bit!

That is some scary shit there Kirsten.

Woohoo, pretty cool! They have a Facebook app too, BTW.

Don't encourage her. I'm already going to have nightmares.

I was wondering about the dark lines on Kirsten's forehead, but then I realized it was her bangs from her original picture that HairMixer was not able to remove entirely.

You should try a Louis XIV-style wig on that cute little dog, Debbie!

J-M, those are very badly covered up wrinkles. Got nothing to do with the application. And thats a good idea about the dog. I'm shopping her around for a husband so anything that will help I'm willing to try.

You think so? That can't be, Kirsten told me she was 21 the other day.

She lies. hey what do you think of Lola with Britney's hair? She'll get laid for sure ( Lola not Britney)

OMG, that's too funny. What a hottie!

so in other words, a follicle-deficient shmuck like me could have a full head of hair again even if it is only a picture?

I was 21 the other day; the only thing is that the other day was 19 years ago! I have redone the picture and now I have fewer stray hairs (wrinkles) but somewhat odd eyes!

Yes! I don't know if they have hairstyles for men, though. I never tried it for myself.

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Brrr!

November 1st, 2008 No comments

Never in a million years did I think it would accept brrr, but i was being annoyed with a plethora of r's and it's a bit chilly here so I thought I'd place them and see!
Sorry, got stupidly excited then…

with THREE Rs

Yep, indeed!

Is noone else excited by Brrr
Are the Oscars more interesting?
I can't get them on tellly :-(

Not really. Chill out.

I know – it's handy..whenever I play it, it gets a re-action :)

re-action?

it was brr here one day and I did the same and was excited to see it accepted :)

do you work nights

I played that today too. Thats crazy

SKY Premiere

Rock on!

Well I'm sorry if i've stated something so obvious to everyone else. I just found it unexpected. I'm perfectly chilled thank you.

No, I just don't sleep.

Sorry, was meant as a joke, realise it looks a little rude now. Chill ;)

haven't got it, just some silly freeview box thing. Oh well, maybe bed a better option!

OK, you're forgiven!

Um, well not really, 16 points. I didn't think it would work and as I placed it I was thinking I'd message my opponent with something along the lines of 'it wouldn't take brrr, but I'm going 'brrr'. When it accepted it was like 'Oh!'

Yeh no freeview by the looks.

BBC used to show it

That's what i was expecting. Tsk, i was thinking I might have something to keep my insomnia occupied tonight!

Radio FiveLive. Up all night with Doton Adebayo.

705 on Freeview :-)

Thanks for the info! have it on now, but i want to see the dresses!

Doton Adebayo is shit.

Rod Sharp is best for the over night on Five Live.

That should get them all talking!

Very cool, I also played brrr today strangely enough. I never would have thought it would be accepted but threw it out there anyway, just to see if I could get rid of my rackful of R's.

Was also very excited, even with a very low scoring word! LOL

But GRRR and GRR are not accepted!

They so should be!

Just so you know, TSK is accepted, too :>)

The first person to BRRR me was Blair.

It chilled me to the bone, but I still beat him.

Never tried BRRR yet but I placed AARRGH once and was surprised it was accepted. Must be a nod to Johnny Depp. :-)

***now I see there is a thread on AARRGH.

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Game together

October 17th, 2008 carlgreat No comments

anyone wanna play….

SOWPODS only please….

Oh, alright then!

A DRAW

sowpods only.

come on, I know you’re out there.

Oh, go on then!

*we are scared*

I got one game in response when I started this… and thank you to Nicole…

Must be a quiet night out there…

happy to play a nice slow one, with anyone.

i am always up for a nice slow one….

clicking on your link

Please, may I remind you….a draw…

Thanks to all you folks watching at home!

I don’t think you know how to play slow!
:>

this is correct… in tourneys I always used about 1/6 of my allocated time…

can usually play coherent scrabble on about 5 minutes of think time for a complete game…

i think you must always beat me because I always start… you start won and we’ll see if I can win :)

Do you still want a game?

OK.

experiment about to proceed….

Where have you gone?

I’m looking for a game or two also, if anyone is free.

http://apps.facebook.com/scrabulous/?action=newgame&with=546632564

me too! sexy beasts required for beating

http://apps.facebook.com/scrabulous/?action=profile&profileid=749454306&id=749454306

o come ON lol

ok fine

Don’t tell me they are not responding!?

I did .. but everyone knows that I am easy…

started one!

Laura, I started a game, but I play in between working. (I swear–I do NOT work in between playing!) So if that is too slow, give me the boot.

http://apps.facebook.com/scrabulous/?action=profile&profileid=749454306&id=749454306

STILL looking – a couple of takers? i do have to sleep soon, but i have an hour. i am all tucked in in bed with my laptop

http://apps.facebook.com/scrabulous/?action=newgame&with=577151693

Anna, I started one! If you have too many, feel free to delete. Hope TWL is okay?

aaghghhg! hiss hiss boo! i hate twl.

but ok lets play twl

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Breaches of Copyright and $10million

October 17th, 2008 No comments

Just a passing thought… much as I love this game on line, I have always known that it was illegal and a breach of copyright – but it didn't bother me.

However, I have now read that the creators of this fantastic application have been offered $10m each for it, but are holding out for ten times that amount. They are currently earning $25,000 per month from advertising – each…

I love it when little guys take on the big guys – even when that means breaching copyright rules, but if these figures are REAL, then this is no joke.

Much as I LOVE this game here on facebook, I would rather see it removed than see the creators paid these ridiculous amounts of money for what amounts to criminal activity.

Guys, take the money and run before I lose the respect I have for you!

Shucks, I only joined yesterday. Can I at least get my score up to something dignified before you all leave me here alone?
The Internet is a copyright nightmare Gary. If the 'Copyright Police' clamped down on the internet worldwide…………… it probably wouldn't exist the way it does now. Actually I think I may go back to Random Thoughts.

They (the brothers) did originally say this was created out of love for the game but all things turn to money, eh. I have to say I agree with your last line.

I can't confirm one way or another. It could just be leaks to portray the brothers in a bad light. Or the brothers could really be gambling on the popularity of Scrabulous. Either way, I think this is the article you're refering to:

http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/3/the_scrabulous_snag__money

Question: Do developers pay a set fee to have their application on Facebook or is it based on the advertising revenue generated? If the majority of people installed an ad blocker would this not greatly reduce that revenue and thereby not only get Hasbro to leave it alone, since it appears they never bothered with the 'little guys' before, but also return the application to what the brothers said they originally developed it for? The love of the game.

Since we have nothing but hearsay to go on, my opinion on this is wildly speculative – but if they're trying to bilk Hasbro and the like, they are being more than cheeky. The way I saw it they were on shaky ground to begin with, as much as I enjoy the app.

There is an old (probably apocryphal) story about Winston Churchill at a party.

He went up to a very posh lady and said to her "my dear would you sleep with me for £1,000,000?"
She thought for a while and said "well, yes I would"
He thought for a moment and said "What about for £50"
SHe said "certainly not, what do you think I am ?"
He replied "we have already established that .. now we are just negotiating price"

My point being …

Once it has been established that the brothers are going to be paid .. who the fuck cares how much. They aren't suddenly "bad guys" if they manage to squeeze $70MM out someone any more than them being Robin Hoods if they "only" take $10MM.

And as for the OP's numbers …. they are not "each" … those are total amounts.

The only costs associated with having an application on Facebook are the development costs plus the cost of hosting the application on a server. Hosting costs are NOT insignificant with a high volume app though.

Facebook does not take a cut of "in app" advertising.

Finally … without advertising .. this app would not exist in its current form because it would be too expensive to pay for the hosting required.

and a final note … the app may be "illegal" in the sense that it is contrary to copyright law but it is a civil issue .. not a criminal one. Unless of course someone decided to prosecute them for fraud.

And no .. i wouldn't expect that …

And yes .. i would expect to see lots of astroturfing from both sides so take anything on this topic with a HUGE grain of salt .. including anything I say.

I couldn't disagree more. If the bros did what you *think* is the morally correct thing to do, the next buyer would or could resell in a month and collect the big bucks. My sweet highly moral Mom put her home on the market for a lower price because she didn't have the heart or conscience to ask the market value because prices had soared incredibly since she bought it. She wanted a young nice couple to have a chance to have a good home. A savvy fellow bought it and resold in a month for above market value. Heart? In big biz?! Oxymoron.

I agree, we're not going to have anything solid to go on until it's all over. I'm just thankful it's here at all! lol. I remember when we were all anxiously counting down to the supposed 'doomsday'.

*sigh*

'Astroturfing' – I've incorporated that into my already vast lexicon. Brilliant.

I bet your mom didnt borrow the house and then sell it. I bet she didn't use the fact that she fixed it up out of love to justify it either

I disagree with your closing statement because it is possible for a company to "have a heart". There are corporations that operate with multiple bottom lines … not just financial ones.

Other than that .. I agree whole heartedly .. once people accept that the brothers should get SOMETHING … then it is only sensible of them to hold our for the most they can convince someone to give them. That is what is known in economics as being a "rational actor".

Bad analogy

and ..

This post is classic astroturfing .. although usually the companies that do it are clever enough not to have such obvious sockpuppets.

Michael has no friends…

True about ownership. Good point. Bad comparison on my part. I *think* the bros did create the application out of love for the game and it has become bigger than they ever expected. It has morphed into a monster because big biz has become interested because of revenue. No love there. Courts will decide the breach of copyright issue. I would rather these guys got the best buck possible for creating this application, that's all. That wage will be going very quickly into lawyers' pockets right now.

Analogy..I could NOT remember the word I needed. Thank you. I had written 'simile' but caught myself. Good forbid, I should stop typing and try harder to find it in these pitiful memory banks.

There are corporations that operate with multiple bottom lines … not just financial ones.

Which ones? I like to support companies that are like that. There are just far too few of them.

You are correct .. there are too few of them …

One of the first I ever heard of that does it is a company called "Small Dog Electronics"..They are a big advertiser on Thom Hartmann's show (that should give you an idea of where I am on the political spectrum)

http://vbsr.org/ is a link to a group in Vermont that advocates for social responsibility in companies.

My company .. while not doing multiple bottom lines .. has a very successful program that we run in conjunction with the Center for Missing and Exploited Children that I am very proud to say has helped recover 148 missing kids.

It IS possible for a company to have a heart. It sadly isnt necesary though.

That's awesome Rob! I have a special spot for those kids. Good for you!

Well, we are the biggest single user of the US Postal Service .. is only right that we do some good with the access that people give us to their homes. (We are a marketing company)

Well..that's damn fine! I'm impressed and thankful for that attitude.

Just remember that .. next time you get fliers in your mailbox :)

Hmmmm….junk mail vs. rescuing kids….tricky one.

Exactly …. I didn't say we were perfect :)

Buddy, I just signed up. Yesterdy…I have friends that talked me into checking this out. I finally got 3 games going. I'm checking on the discussions. What;s wrong with that?

wtf are you talking about? sockpuppets?!

none of the scrabulous groups said you needed a passport to cross the border into this discussion room

How do I find your game.

OK, I'll hit your link game,but can we play tomorrow?

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DRUNK

October 17th, 2008 No comments

i am here, drunk. i am playing scrabuolous. i love it. it is a shame……

what's been going on with everyone?

i have to deliver a mobile phone to a friend tomorrow, go to uni, start a massive assignment, try to eat well, get a coffee, clean up my mess, have a shower, drink enough water, try to visit the bank, read a lot of stuff…..

what do you keep in YOUR head?

fluff mainly Anna .. ;)

fluff? anything real?

start another game up if you want anna :)

Gawd where do you start ! ..

Ppl Names , Tel NUmbers , Bank Pin Numbers , Anniversaries
Birthdays , Celabrations, etc..

trying to take advantage of a lady who is drunk… tut tut Jono…….:)

we keep a lot of stuff in our heads.

Whatever you ardently desire,
Sincerely believe in,
Vividly imagine,
and Enthusiastically act upon,
Must inevitably come to pass.

hehe, I'm doing no such thing! We just finished a game that very second :)

good on you for looking out for me nick. jono is very nice. we just finished our virgin game. it was good for me, although i did not win. was it good for you too jono?

nothing to see here people, move along……………………….

has anyone seen the simpsons movie? my favourite part is right at the end, chief wiggam says, as glass shards are falling from the sky – "wow, it's amazing nobody was hurt!"

and just then a huge shard of glass drops and slices dr nick cleanly in two.

then dr nick says

"BYE everybody" in that funny voice he uses to say "hi everybody, i'm dr nick!"

LMAO!

haha it must have been good for you, you started the next game with JISM. Unfortunately my FISTERS wasn't allowed so had to settle for STIFFER heh.

what a super sexy game!

…ahem…

…ahem…

oh dear that was an embarrassment. I'll try again tomorrow hehe

I am "ahem"ing you and Anna.

do i have something on my face?

I know :)

A big grin?

:>

what? huh? what do you know huh?

and zinta – FIVE BINGOS what are you? bloody amazing or something?

Hehehe – got turned over by Z?

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh william

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LdnW_O5w6Y

You two doing some pillow talk?

who's got seg – men – ted eyes?!

I'm not playing her.
She's delusional.

LOL!

I thought you decided it was best if you stayed away from the boards tonight? hehe

i know, i should. if zinta watched the video she'd get it

Can't watch videos:<

Don't get it.

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I have a scrabulous suggestion

October 17th, 2008 No comments

I think they should have a bit where you can keep track of people you would like to have a rematch against, or people that you enjoyed playing with but dont necessarily want to add to your friends list or vice versa..

Try the Archives link Julie!

yeah it gets a tad tiresome when you played a lot of games though

I think that is a good idea Julie. There are lots of people that I would love to play again, but I would have to go into each game, to check who they were. Maybe you should email it to the powers that be.

I think they have this on the drawing board. THey are talking about a "buddies list" which sounds like it will be different than the friend list

yeah i've been assuming that they are going to introduce versus stats, like show individual stats of you and all thepeople you play, so you can see who is winning head to head.

They better.. wouldn't want to let me down.

and if you look at the new layout .. it looks like they might have done it …

But if they stopped messing with it, it might not go down so often…

but then people would complain that they never did anything to improve it

Bet you can't tell I develop software for a living :)

They have – but it's pretty crappy! What I wanted was what they have on .com – you can just store people you want to play against. The buddy list would be better if it was a device that saved you the rigmarole of adding people. Just a casual list of people you want to have a game with – a list that told you who was about and enabled a little message.

Oh – I wrote this in the chat box, but the chats have been wiped. A zorilla is a small African mammal that resembles – both in appearance and defence mechanism – a skunk, but is actually a relative of the weasel. The name is a diminutive of 'zorro', meaning 'fox'.

I haven't looked at what they did .. just that there is now a link there for it.

It is possible that there are limits to what they can do based on what the FB API allows them. (that is speculation .. i haven't looked that closely at the API yet)

It's a list of all your fb friends with the app. Most of my friends are RUBBISH! But I'm friends with Pauline, Ruth and Nick as well – so if I want to match them it easier than trawling the archives. So it's good if I'm feeling masochistic and want a real kicking.

Oh, and Josephine and Lynnnne as well…

Who are you calling rubbish Willllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll?

I have one big suggestion …

Before setting a new feature loose on us

TEST THE FUCKING THING TO MAKE SURE NOTHING ELSE BROKE

sorry .. it is a pet peeve of mine

I wasn't calling you rubbish, Lin – honestly! I just forgot you were on my friends list and edited the post.

Didn't you hammer me last time around?

actually, Rob (and Jono, too, if you're reading this), the 'buddies list' is nothing more than the old 'friends list', where it lists all of your FB friends who have the app installed… for myself, i'd like to have a list of people that i like to play against (but aren't on my 'friends' list) too… it beats searching through the archives…

Well, I'm rubbish, but I do try hard!

And Rob, I agree – test it off line, not on line Purleeeze

Er, that's what I said, lol.

You beat me twice in a row! Still no word on ZORINO – the search continues.

Great minds, then, you and he!

Lol Just that yopu said you had rubbish friends then reeled off a list of names I hammered you once upon a couple of weeks ago….that's it!

People often forget the second half of that particular cliché! lol.

I've fired one up Will :)

pat, yeah I knew that! Most of their updates seem to be just changing the wording/colours/size/location of the buttons. They changed completed games to archives, thety have changed friend list to buddies…
A sheep is still a sheep, even if it is dressed up as a wolf.

To be fair to them though .. we do not know how many little bugs they have stomped out … we only see the big stuff.

Still … there seems to have been a certain lack of regression testing this time.

oh i'm sure they do a lot of behind the scenes stuff, but changing the wording and colour of the buttons isn't really constructive.

but it is .. usually .. easy to do and it gives people like us something to talk about :)

and .. off to work

Do wolves stamp out bugs? or is it sheep? I know sheep stamp their feet at intruders, but bugs? uusually our Yorkshire sheep seem to suffer them gladly….

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I went to a pub quiz and…..

October 17th, 2008 No comments

I won. Hurrah! Or rather my team did (with me in it :D)

Please post bizarre -and therefore possible pub quiz questions – with answers here:

Q: Which is the only mammal withought a voicebox?
A: Giraffe

Giraffes do have voice-boxes.
Just no one ever hears them cause it's always going over their heads.

Q: What is the only mammal with 4 knees?
A: Elephant

Q: What is the only mammal that can't jump?
A: Elephant

I'd argue that sloths cannot jump. I doubt walruses,hippopotamuses,nor rhinoceros can jump either.
I could also argue whales and dolphins don't jump.
Bats?

Are you bats? Is she bats? Am I?

Do bats jump? have they any kneecaps? Do they have voiceboxes?

This is almost worthy of the random thoughts thread!

dolphins can jump out of the water.

Some whales can, too.

this guy reckons every mammal can jump apart from some argentinian penguin

http://www.helium.com/items/302012-animal-cannot-excluding-mollusks

See that: by the way, I think a rockhopper penguin is more avian than mammalian!

very interesting, thank you.

Congratulations Vicky….Riddle me this….How much wood could a woodchuck chuck..if a woodchuck could chuck wood…….answer..A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,if a woodchuck could chuck wood………

Doesn't work so well if you call it by its other name. No, not rose, by which any other etc, but Groundhog…

Watch out for those beavers!

Here are some pub quesions…………..Useless Facts We All Wanted To Know…..

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
('Honey, I'm home. What the..?!')

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes…lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm..)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig)

Oh, I love those.

The Billy Goat takes about 30 seconds to cover the Nanny…

We all know that the sun is a star but

Q: What kind of star is it?
A: Yellow Dwarf star.

Thanks for starting this thread Vicky. I do trivia with my "raisins" at the Retirement residence where I work. Every time I have to try and come up with questions for them ( they're pretty sharp) So hopefully everybody will keep adding to it and I can just blatantly steal all of your questions and answers.

The pig was faking it.

Only the Pigess!

I won £40 in a pub quiz for knowing what Green, amber and white globes were.

Ah, that was the question. Then I knew it all along… you can't hide here with your £40 and the trophy.

Are you a stalker?

Are you a deer?

I am quite often staggering.

Get thee be hind me !

OK after I have swashbuckled my way to megabucks betting on my buckaroos.

Are you going to share your innate knowledge of green, amber and white globes, or keep us in suspense?

Q: What does a haggiologist study (confess, I'm not entirely sure how to spell it)?
A: Saints.

I was going to use a rude word but I will just say Turnips.

And swedes neeps mangols to you!

Q: Which flag has a red background and 5 yellow stars?
A: China

ok, a couple of odd-ball questions…

Q: What book begins with the line, "Call me Ishmael."
A: Moby Dick

Q: Where does the telephone ring if you dial 1-212-456-1414?
A: The White House (the one in Washington, DC: it's the main number)

Erm ! the pig …Dennis .. you were very pre-occupied ..

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Kerry

October 17th, 2008 No comments

Hi everyone, just to let you know that one day after complaining that my baby was NEVER going to come, I went into labour. Was going very quickly, but the baby's heart rate kept dropping to dangerous levels so they ended up knocking me out and doing an emergency caesar.

We are all OK now (though I would never recommend a caesar unless you really have to). If you want to see some photos, here is the link…

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=34816&l=58a4e&id=602383272

Cheers,

Kerry

Congrats

I feel your pain and joy.

Your baby is beautiful.

Well done.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

He is indeed very cute.

Now Ruth get over to our game and make your move

I'm giving birth to a bingo.

But I need more drugs.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.
what a gorgeous baby!

You can never take too many drugs, I've found. They have been my best friends over the last week…

I like the one of the baby in the lunch box. Some would think it cruel, but I get it.

It keeps him under control, you know. Can never start too early with forcing them into your mold.

Congrats, Kerry.

Congratualations

wow Kerry I am so happy for you and sad for you .. Just two and a half short months ago I went through the EXACT same thing… heart being nocked out operated all that jazz… but the baby is great and I am sure yours will be awesome as well! although a normal child birth is way funner than a section you will feel alot better soon :-D

He's a beaut! Way to go!

What is his name?

His name is Alexander Michael Mills. We had a Persian midwife and were chatting about Iran and Darius etc and then she said, "So, what is his name?" – embarrassed silence before we admitted, "Er, he's called Alexander."

Oops.

Congratulations again, Kerry. The new pics are beautiful!

aw kerry, you are all gorgeous, and particularly Alex. I loved the proud dad pic. Way to go

Eli

Gorgeous baby Kerry. Many congratulations.

Congratulations Kerry, welcome to the world baby Alex!

Alexander the Great, welcome!

What a beautiful boy! Congratulations to you all and well done! :)

Awwwwwwwwww. Congratulations, Kerry!

He is so beautiful That is one plus of a C-section! They con't come out all squished lol I feel your pain though, I had to have an emergency c- section as well…. don't push your recovery! I ripped some stitches just making the bed! All the best!

congratulations on the birth of your beautiful baby Kerry, I am 6 months pregnant due July 6!

July 6th is my fathers birthday woo hoo

Congratulations on the birth of your little boy. Well done. He's gorgeous.

You make a beautiful little family. Much happiness to you all.

Congratulations Kerry… Good job… beautiful boy :-)

It's a boy?

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