Signs you watch too much LOST…
-You'd never consider joining Oprah's book club, but you read everything Sawyer's ever touched.
-You stay up extra late every night just to watch Evangeline Lilly's chatline commercial and hoot with amazed, delirious laughter.
-You refer to your bathroom as "the Hydra."
-You now count to 5 whenever you're afraid.
-You've stared for 3 hours at a comic book, trying to make it come alive.
-You hear creaking in you attic and you think the Black Cloud is going to get you.
-When the lotto comes on, you just repeat "the numbers are bad. The numbers are bad."
-You play with "the numbers" on a calculator.
-You use the numbers for your lottery ticket
-You enter the numbers into your computer every 108 minutes in fear the building will implode.
-You wake up from a nightmare screaming "WWWAAAALLLTTTT!"
-You've called 1-481-516-2342 on the telephone.
-You've begun referring to memories as "flashbacks."
-You even tell your non-Lost friends what happened in the last episode.
-You request hotel room 108.
-When you're bored, you wrap masking tape around your fingers and inscribe "FATE" or "LATE"
-You would like to be in a plane crash as long as you survive, and get to have cool adventures.
-When you see black smoke in the distance you whisper to everyone around you "the others are coming".
-You repeat the numbers over and over again and don't realize your doing it
-"You All Everybody" is the most played song on your mp3 player.
-You break any Virgin Mary statue you see to look for heroin.
-You build golf courses in your backyard for fun.
-You have a countdown to LOST on your Myspace page.
-You expect Walt to show up in front of you all wet while you are going to the kitchen at night so you have to turn on all the lights of the house.
-You are now unable to watch any other t.v. series because you find them too silly.
-You keep threathening to go find the Losties on the Island, just so you can kick Kate's butt for not sticking with Jack. (enough already sheesh!)
-You have conversations with people reciting lines from random episodes.
-You talk like you have a Southern accent and make fun of every one with little nick-names
-You overhear your friends talking about Dr. Shephard and Dr. Burke performing surgery, and you jump right in and say how creepy it was when Ben woke up, and they have no idea what you're talking about since they were discussing Grey's Anatomy.
-You see good people suffering and say "That's why the Sox will never win the series."
-you call everyone "brotha"
-you put DHARMA Initiative labels on the canned food in your pantry and on the beer in your fridge.
-you use the numbers as your log in password on your computor.
-Your friends call you crazy because you believe polar bears live in tropical climates
-Whenever your friends come by for an unexpected visit, you tell them "They're watching me"
-You are known for serving fish biscuits and reminding your friends how long it took the bears to get them
-You have "Make your own kind of music" playing over and over in your head, and had to download it so you would at least hear something else than the chorus.
-when you're reading romeo and juliet in english you ask what happened to jack and ben.
-You have set out to find Penn, to tell her that the blip that came across the radar screen was Desmond, and she needs to rescue him before the others kill him
omfg i actually kinda do one of these….. i use the numbers as passwords GOD im a DORK
Thanks zack we can break into your accountds now! hahaha just kidding
-While at funerals, you walk up to the casket and say, "See you in another life, brotha."
-You always refer to the new kids as "Nikki and Paulo"
-You automatically assume anyone who claims to be from Canada or Minnesota is an Other
-You start seeing bald guys in bath robes who shouldn't exist
-You rename your dog "Vincent"
-Anytime someone whispers to you, you start turning your head around in fear
-You take your friends rock-climbing and start quoting "Of Mice and Men" when you get to the top
-You own your own personal Jesus stick
-You refuse to get medical treatment until Jack shows up for work
-You start to talk backwards at random moments
-You immediately worry about your friends' safety if someone asks if you have any milk
-After watching a job orientation film, you ask your co-workers if they would like to watch that again
-Every time a semester starts, you tell your classmates to "live together or die alone"
-Anytime you hear a typewriter, you assume the monster is nearby
-You tell your comic book buddies that Locke would beat Professor Xavier in a fight
-You go to restuarants and demand that they serve you boar
-You go around telling people you don't know that the Others are after their kids
-you go to Sea World, find a shark, wrestle it and flip it over to see if there is a DHARMA logo on the bottom
-you refer to your principal/boss as "Him"
-your pick-up line is, "What did one snowman say to the other snowman?"
You mean to tell me "normal" people don't walk around calling their bathroom "the Hydra," converse with one another reciting lines from random LOST episodes, run around making fun of everyone with little nick-names, and aren't able to watch any other T.V. series other than LOST because they find them too silly?
Hmmm…, I guess that means I do watch way too much LOST (ha, ha)…. Good list!
There is not such thing as too much LOST lol
My favorite: " You even tell your non-lost friends what happened in the last episode." I am so guilty of this! They're always like wow, that's confusing, and I'm like yea, pretty much. lol
what about if you spend all waking moments (or at least a majority of them) trying to spread the good word (of lost, that is) to all around you?
"After watching a job orientation film, you ask your co-workers if they would like to watch that again"
i laughed so hard when i read that
haha i can see myself doing it too
Haha Stephanie I read wat u wrote & laughed bc im kinda like that too! Im ALWAYZ talking ab it to ppl who dont watch it & getting them to watch it too!
- you have ' You all everybody' on your ipod/mp3 player/w.e
- when you come out of the washroom after flushing the toilet you say ' well, the toilet's still working'.
Haha, these are awesome! I have one. Okay, this is going to sound hick (in favor of Sawyer, lol), but I live around a farming community and these bull cows go crazy sometimes. It's so random and it sounds JUST like the freakin monster, lol. I'll be doing my own thing outside and then it scares the crap out of me. LoL
I have some more
-You've dug around your backyard trying to find a hatch
-Anytime you hear the name ethan you say "oh no he's back"
-when you have worries you always wanna go downtown
– you listen to "make your own kind of music" when you get ready in the morning
-if you are a guy and you try to walk into a girl's bathroom and someone tells you that you can't go in there. your reply: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO
this is hilarious. i too am most definatly in stephanies world. i constantly tell my non-lost watching friends everything going on, i even tell them spoilers and foilers, they dont care, they just stare at me. but meh! im lost in lost, we all are, signs u watch too much lost:
ur posting on the discussion board in the addicted to lost facebook group, on a topis headed " signs u watch too much lost"……
well i do wish i had a accent like desmond, and ive been hearing those numbers in my head…. 4 8 15 16 23 42… lol
-you hear the Hatch beep at the grocery store and immediatley want to type the numbers into the nearest computer.
lol, i tell my best friend about what happened in the last episode, and he's like "a magic box…WTF?!"
lol am so guilty of a lot of those.
here are some more.
- every time you go to a jewlery store you expect the woman at the counter to say " no you do not by that"
-every time you hear about a bank robery on the news you think to yourself 'she only wanted the toy plane'
-every time you see someone reading a comic book you have to look behind you just in case.
I must admit I've accually done a few of those! lol
lol i used the numbers to play the lottery haha.wen u refer to ur in laws as ''the others'' haha!
How about when someone who has never seen the show asks how you feel about it and you totally freak out.
There is no such thing as too much LOST… I like to think of myself as a LOSTologist so I need to make sure that I know everything there is to know…even if it means watching the same episode three times or even staying up late to watch the Jimmy Kimmel show because someone from LOST is going to be on and might let something slip :)
You even tell your non-lost friends what happened in the last episode
ya lol guilty.
ill try to explain an episode to my gf….
lot harder wen they dont even noe wat "Black Smoke" is
sometimes i pretend i have a Desmond accent and say brotha a lot… lol not really but im going crazy, im still hearing those numbers…
hahahahhahah
yeah, my friends and i do say "brotha" to each other a lot. haha
I work in a grocery store and when i start scanning things to quickly Ithink the store is going to blow up….and then I put the numbers into my computer and feel better about everything.