Our Life

Train stations. Grrrr Shopping centers when your trying to get back to the car before the timer on your ticket goes from costing ￡2.50 to ￡10 cause youve stayed for longer than 2 hours. Markets , its like a million miles of morons Definitely subway. everywhere i bloody go – Ahh. Whitehall in London at the height of summer – you’ve got the Cenotaph, the Horse Guards, and 10 Downing Street, plus there’s Trafalgar Square at one end and Parliament Square at the other – so there’s usually hundreds of students and tourists ambling about aimlessly getting in the way A burning aircraft. London Underground.

People are fine on the escalators (stand on the right, leave space on the left for those who moving faster), but why do they have to stop dead when they get off? Or walk slowly NEXT to everyone else moving as fast as a stoned snail, instead of leaving room for us? Or stop dead in the middle of a crowd?

(Can you tell that I missed my train because of the sheep like morons today?) on the tube. u say “excuse me” then this seems to activate them to also proceed to get off the tube. why not move in the bloody first place, IDIOT?! & on top of that they actually have the courage to tut and roll their eyes at u. how about rolling ur fkn @rse out the tube doors b4 i miss my stop, SLOTH! Grocery Stores running late to lectures at uni. Top of escalators in the Underground or the Subway. Has to be the section of Oxford Street outside the Disney Store. Always tons of fucking tourists, stupid families and school trips! i hate slow indescisive people in sainsburys! i know what i want when i go in-why doesnt anyone else! Can’t be bothered to look back at everything but i think the last person said it.train stations.2 placeswhen they are gettin off the escalators and then they just stop! what you doing?!?

and the other place is when they just go thru the ticket barrier (not sure how many people are from the UK in this group, but i hope you get what im saying) and then when they get through, they just stand there, like they are waitin on a prize Sorry i got another one to addagain at the station.height of rush hour.goin to work.some lady decides she wants to stop.on the stairs.to read her Metro.and you know when you are thinkin something, but you actually say it! i stopped behind her, looked aroundthen stepped past her and in my mind is “are you serious?” but it just came outand carried on walking My home town high school hallways. They’re crowded as hell, and you basically have to push your way through. And any airport, though then again, there everyone’s moving at a faster pace. Fulham Broadway at lunchtime is the worst.many a time i’ve nearly come to blows with the “funeral procession” brigade Grrr That was my line of thinking too – seems like no one else sees it from that perspective.
Anywhere when u r being followed by an assasin or rapist.
Spain.thats it.they all do it here, EVERYWHERE at all times I agreeI work in the west end of London and all I get when I leave work is complete and utter morons constantley in my way All I want to do is get home Its like they walk around looking at the bloody sky or something.
Then I finally get to the tube station and it’s the same story, they just constantley dwindle around infront of you they are all pains in the bloody ar*e Can someone also tell me why you get those idiots who have those silly little pulling cases (that you could actually carry in the first place!) and stop just as they get off the escalators or the stairs to pull the handle up and then trip everyone up behind them? In front of you just as the bank is about to close! oxford st when full of tourists thats when my dropkickometer hits boiling point , the absolute most worse place seems to be in pubs now when you have a proper slug of a barman taking forever and when office nobbers all buyin seprate drinks with there cards shopping centres when you are trying to get a shop before it closes and you only have 15 minutes to get in and out again! Yup! I’m with you on that one! A related pisser-offer is elderlies putting their trolleys across the way in supermarkets then talking about the price of stuff. Aaaargh In a restaurant, especially if you’re working and have an armful of heavy plates. Sometimes I’m surpised my wrist hasn’t snapped by now! I’ve just read through all of the replies and I agree with all of them. They are all the types of things going through my mind. Boy to I feel better about myself. I’m sick of people having a go at me for not being patient enough and telling me that I’m rude. I was starting to think that maybe I was out of order but I’m so glad to see there are so many like minded people who get really hacked of with what seems to be a world full of morons and half wits.

I think that it is rude of others just to stop dead on a pavement/in a shop doorway/on an escalator etc etc. but unfortunately the world is full of fuck wits and there’s not alot we can do about it. another one is when someone walks really slow to a changing room when theres only 1 and you want to get in there too,then have to wait half an hour for them try their clothes on! then people who walk really slow to cash machines,tills etc! lifes too short to walk slow,get a move on!

yep, that's all folks…

let's play truth or dare then…

ok…truth…

Are you another 'brother'? If so, your name is a bit crap.

truth be told…game!

So, you are game, are you?…

Dare!

run down the street nude singing My Way by Frank Sinatra

Gina, show us your heavenly tits. That will liven things up.

whew! Im back…the canine police are chasing me godamnit.

Truth.

Are you are secretly an exhibitionist.?

No, it's a BIG known fact.

Your turn.

for gods sake, wiener, masturbate before you log on, then you might not sound like a complete inadequate….

spoken like somebody who routinely licks his own scrotum

truth

please let him, it's just a game.

He'll be oh so satisfied.

Speaking as a complete inadequate I'd like to see JJ spread that tight little Asian pussy of hers.

why not just type "see post xxxx", it would save you time….
or maybe try originality, if you're not too punchy…

well, when you demonstrate something more than a garden-variety intellect, perhaps we'll tease you with some "big boy" insults…

It's tight for a stallion not for a rat.

you are the voice of a generation, rat….
we have a dream…

Hello David, get your leg stuck in the thorn bush this evening did you?

let's play imagine….
imagine i am the fastest intellect in the west…
what would you say?

does it show?

Fraid so, shall I put a patch on the trousers?

FAstest intellect in the west!

Time to hang up my hat

Boy, I wish I could be as smart as you? Did you major in beat-off jokes?

Speaking of thorn bush….how is yours?

Keeping it trimmed Nicola?

no really, give it your best shot….

Evening Ratty, lets just smooth over the details eh?

aw come on..everybody……

she's not going to come back if you pull that face at her…

but its me yelling at the top of my lungs!

Gabs is back under the name abriel

she was banned from the group ..thats why the thread was made..

Then this group is fucking retarded.

I love people telling me I don't have a sense of humour anyway.

Pfft.

Nice.

when did i say that?…

Your good friend Nicola did.

This exclusive club of one person can go kiss my asshole.

Which person Ange?

like the topic says..we want gabs reinstated…we're gonna sign a petiton ,and even hold our breaths till we get her back……

Hear ye, hear ye!

IAFIS (re)welcome Gabs with open arms. There was a misunderstanding on the part of one of the administrators, who banned her thinking she was someone else. The ban was removed a few hours ago and I've written to Gabs to tell her as much.

NO! GABS MUST GO GABS MUST GO

Someone seriously let Gabs go and kept that disgusting pig Rat Fink here?

What is the matter with you?

YAYYYYYYYYYY!..WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN!…OHHHHWE ,ARE THE CHAMPIONS ,MY FRIEND GABSSSSSSS,AND WE'LL GET TO JOKE AROUNDDD,TILL THE END…
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
NO TIME FOR LIVESSSS
CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONSSSSSS
OF IAFIS

start a different thread for that,i'll be right over to help

you are such a whore…..

Actually, he's not a pig…

Want to kniow what? I'm not in the mood to argue with you. Fine, then the three hundred thousand members who don't contribute and are underage can wade through his talking about my dripping wet pussy lips and whatever he's shoved up my ass. YUMMIE! I'll be sure to photocopy it for my gram!

She's already an IAFIS member, don't you know? She disguised herself as one of the Liveses on Friday. And from what I understand, the Rat is probably going to select her as his running mate in 2012.

That you thought it was cool to mention the rat right now tells me I'm going offline. You're obviously one of the pals.

Tell your friends to fuck off with the PMs thanks.

Sorry I ever came back in here. I clearly don't belong.

Didn't your grandmother ever tell you what happens when you assume?

I, for one, will be very very sorry to see you go, and I sense everyone will miss you. Please take care.

xoxo

oh yes you do…..
you're a nutter, you fit in like a dream…..

Of course you belong – this is where all the misfits come.

and itss better than hanging out at the mall..

i knew i'd seen you somewhere….

weeee i'm back LOL
i can feel the Love xoxo

welcome back missy

it really is nice to be back:)

there's no place like home :)

so homey here thats for sure!

You love my charismatic infusion unto your somniferous life so, that I figured you'd enjoy another thread! Wake up, bitch! You envy my trousers because they hug my package, and that's creepy! ;]

DHL IT!

Wtf is this disussion about?

think you may find it impossible to engage in discussion with Mr Keller, he much prefers to ridicule the opposition, even tho, he is not very good at it.

Jonathan,

Dustin's really just misunderstood and could probably use a hug.

In fact I think he needs a group hug. The hard part will in finding members to participate.

I thought this day would come…The critics may have luaghted when the saw me training a lot of panda's to deliver the good the day Dustin needs a hug but look who's laughing now

I get that….. but why is the title Eva?

I think I know who you are miss.

Same, I also know who i am……anyway, who do you think i am?

NO WAAAAYYY! ;]

Ahh…..but where would the fun be if I were to reveal your identity?

True……but i am curious to know who you think i am.

I know who your not……..

gee, really?

my money is on it not being the pope or fidel castro

well……..if anyone is willing to pay (not me) you are right…

yay!..i win

anyone else want to guess what i am not? you will probably be right….

maybe there is truth to your knowing who i am…….or extremely wild guessing. i am infact a miss…..

What the f**k have you been smoking this time, Toss Pot? Just admit that you miss me. Go on, say it.

will you be joining in on the mass group hug we have in the works?

For you? Of course.

well,its really for dustin,but i'll be there,we figure the halfway point for everyone to meet will be my house…

Toronto is half way between Tallahassee and Brisbane?

I think Dustin would prefer some kind of gadgets to stick up his arse, he likes that better than a group hug, and we should give him what he likes, not what we like.

sort of..dont forget,jj lee lives in hongkong,gabs lives in BC,quite a few live in S.A. , australia,the states ,N.Z. ,and britain too….i think theres a malaysian also,so ,i entered all these locations into a computer,and ,as odd as it sounds ,my backyard is at the direct centre of everyones place….

now now…there will be plenty of time for shinanigins when we're all here,are you coming to the hug kaye?

There you go with Dustin and his rear again, Kaye. I'm starting to worry about this ass-obsession.

So is dustin, if she misses its gunna be hell on his taint…….

hey joe,you gonna join in the mass group hug too?…my place,i figure for newyears eva

It's a little early, but… HIP HIP! HORRAY

27Hrs and 35 minutes.

Happy Birthday Crazy Davey………you are much Loved….Big Kiss!
Thanks for all the laughter

hold on, let me put on my part thong…. Dave likes the yellow one…

please put on a full one

Now THAT was funny!

Hey Do! You engaged yet?!

its Daves B-Day and he likes the small orange one… not yellow, thats Dustin.. long story, no time…..

YOU….. SHUDDUB! Or else you won't be allowed to be my bridesmaid..

I prefer the green one myself….matches your eyes o_O

HAHAHSHAAHHHA! Hey, how old did you turn on thursday?

you noticed…..

I turned 19 for the 6th time

course hun…your eyes and your package are the only things I notice.

But a young pup! Yap yap.

holy guaqamolie, my ppppackage.

I'm just putting together my European itenary atm…so many places to go!…so little money :=(

*gigitty gigitty gigitty*

lol… good lord you and Renee are hitting me with funny stuff from different directions…… this is great… laughter is the best medicine… the head ache that Angie gave me is now gone..

Thank you both….

You shitting me?! I have just found (it's in front of me right now) the pages of peoples contacts from MY Eurpoe trip from 2004!

most welcome hun.. x

really?! where did you go Recommend any places?

Yep, heaps! Go to Austria, Switerland, The Nederlands, Germany, The French Riveria, Venice,…..um, still thinking…..

I'm goin to ALL those places on my tour! :D

Thinga are a tad hazy after 4 years…..a lot of the time was spent hungover. Paris is over rated but Lyon is wonderful. So is Lucerne in Switzerland…..still thinking.

Sorry Davey I tried to lead by example……..but I'm afraid they all insist on desecrating your thread

Lemme guess……Contiki?

I have a friend in Lyon which I'll be catching up with…I've been told it's an industrial wasteland tho….I've been told that Paris smells quite bad.

Topdeck

Well it was our next stop after Paris, so it might have been! We were just happy to be out of there ;) People are a lot nicer there too.

I know you really love me!

and by the way, meself says to myself, that there are no rules on this thread! So, break loose for a change.

HE LIKE'S BLONDES

Only joking…don't kill me. I'll delelte this post…I promise

<Hide's in the corner from fear and guilt>

So that's why he his dogging my footsteps.

no need to hide lawrence,you're 100% correct,although that rings true for brunettes,redheads ,raven haired,and those in between colours too,in fact,as long as its a woman,and is breathing,he's good to go

sooooo…..you talk to yourself ,here ,on a public forum,…..hmmmmm..****please advise when it becomes an arguement thats getting carried away and you start to become unstable*****

Firstly you knuckle dragging missing link mother fuckers, my name is Brendon, not brandon and I despise people who refer me to that 90210 faggot so be warned Kaye Kerwin….this is fucking war!
Carter… you know better and when i find the corner your sitting in you better be playing some good blues tunes on that g'tar
Liddicoat the dog around your feet is David Puppyboy and I believe he's pissing

?..whad i do?

your were nearly left out of my spit….until you put that I like blondes in your post as well…… I was disappointed Dave

Prrrlllrlrlrlawrls

Quiet… you angry little pussy!

Bite me.

was meant in fun,sorry to upset ya…

well your little bit small to be much of a meal….and I've just had breakfast, so can we wait an hour or so?

No. I'll be doing something else then. Snooze y'lose.

no your not! but you are one blonde I will enjoy the company of….

i'll catch up with you soon enough kitty

What you getting your knickers in a knot about Mr Phillips?

Better sooner than later.

Meow.

ohhh the whole Brandon / Brendon thing pushes my buttons…..I also just woke up…the whole bear-hibanation thing kicked in…..although it is fun to have a spit at times I find it very therauputic(?)

<rubs behind Angie's ears> good little kitty!

awww <makes soothing noises>

Oooooh, real life bears are in a pickle because they are getting desparate for food before hibernation.

Someone's staring at me type. Heh it doesn't bother me anymore.

It is apparently the way he likes them…each to his own.

I've got some sad news for you, Kaye. I'm the 4th Mrs Phillips. You will have to take a number and get in line.

my love! I am always so excited to see you!

The fourth is the keeper.

As am I to see you. How I have missed you all these long weeks when we have not had the chance to chat.

I know….. the time just dragged! I was wandering the threads of iafis just to find a trace of your loveliness, wit and beauty

Angie, i am a polygamist so their all keepers

looks like the other got deleted..

I keep hearin' you're concerned about my happiness
But all that thought you're givin' me is conscience I guess
If I was walkin' in your shoes, I wouldn't worry none
While you 'n' your friends are worried about me I'm havin' lots of fun

CHORUS
Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

Last night I dressed in tails, pretended I was on the town
As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down
So please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doin' fine
You can always find me here, I'm havin' quite a time

CHORUS
Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

It's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete

CHORUS
Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

Don't tell me I've nothin' to do

You're a horrible singer. Please don't ever subject us to that squak again.

seen as that post wasn't directed at anyone in particular, guess i'll carry on.

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all

Don't listen to him – I think you squak pretty good ;)

You tell a joke and forget the punchline
Why you always wastin' my time?
Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me
You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty
I don't know too many females
Who make a habit of biting their toenails
Wo, every time you call, you drive me up the wall
Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl
I'm sure we'd be happy together
If onle one thing weren't true
Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you

You drink the milk right from the carton
What are you, in kindergarten?
You're belchin' everywhere, foulin' up the air
Then you use my razor to shave your back hair
You don't have an ounce of class
You're just one big pain in the neck
How much more can I take now, give me a break now
You even snore when you're wide awake now
You tell all your friends we're the perfect couple
Well, maybe you should get a clue
'Cause baby, I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Baby, you're so nauseatin'
I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you

And when you softly call my name
It's like listenin' to that squeaky chalk sound
And when you look at me that special way
It's hard for me to keep my lunch down
And when you askin' me what I'm thinkin', honey, usually I'm thinkin'
How I'd really like to tie your head completely up in duct tape
So I wouldn't have to listen to you asking me those stupid questions
Over and over again

Well, that disgusting noise you make when you laugh
Gives me a throbbing migraine
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)
Until you cam along I nbever dated anyone
This low on the food chain
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)
You've got inhuman body odor
You've got the hair of a boxing promoter
Yeah, your teeth are all yellow, your butt's made of Jell-O
You woke up in a puddle, droolin' on your pillow
I hate the way you crack your knuckles
I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too
But mostly I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Really now, you're aggrivatin'
I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Not to mention irritatin'
I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Well, now won't you give my best regards to Satan
I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you

I'm so sick of you
I'm so sick of you
I'm so sick of you
You make me sick

(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you) I'm so sick of you, now
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you) I'm so sick of you, now
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you) I'm so sick of you
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you) I'm so sick of you, now
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you) I'm so sick of you, now
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you) I'm so sick of you, now
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you) I'm so sick of you, now

Oh JJJ – that was lovely

You don't know how sick you make me,
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach,
Everytime I think of you I [puke].
You must just not know, uo-uo-uo-uo-uo-uoh,
You may not think you do but you do,
Everytime I think of you I [puke].

[Verse 1]
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem,
But off of the dome would probably be a little more,
More suitable for this type of song, woah.
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think of,
Sixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink to,
So fuck it, I'ma start right here, I'll just be briefer,
'bout to rattle off some other reasons.
I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo,
Of you on my arm, but what do I go and do?
I go and get another one, now I got two, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Now I'm sittin' here, with your name on my skin,
I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again,
My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be ——–, shi-i-i-i-i-i-it.
If you only knew how much I hated you,
For every-motherfuckin'-thing you've ever put us through,
Then I wouldn't be standin' here cryin'over you
boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-hoo.

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me,
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach,
Everytime I think of you I [puke].
You must just not know, uo-uo-uo-uo-uo-uoh,
You may not think you do but you do,
Everytime I think of you I [puke].

[Verse 2]
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter,
But I thought a song would probably be a little better,
Instead of a letter, that you'd probally just shred up, yup.
I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made stop and think of,
How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink to,
A stupid piece of, paper I'd rather let you see how,
Much I fuckin' hate you in a freestyle.
You're a fuckin' coke head slut I hope you fuckin' die,
I hope you get to hell and satan sticks a needle in your eye,
I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut I hope you die, die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie.
But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad,
It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cuz I want you back,
It's just that when I think of you it makes me wanna yack, a-a-a-a-a-a-AK,
But what else can I do, I haven't got a clue,
Now I guess I just move on, I have no choice but to,
But everytime I think of you now all I wanna do
Is pu-u-u-u-u-u-uke

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me,
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach,
Everytime I think of you I [puke].
You must just not know, uo-uo-uo-uo-uo-uoh,
You may not think you do but you do,
Everytime I think of you I [puke].

[Outro]
{Puke noises again :) }
God damn
Fuckin' bastard

REWIND

Dont worry about a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin: dont worry about a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right!

Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin, (this is my message to you-ou-ou:)

Singin: dont worry bout a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin: dont worry (dont worry) bout a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right!

Rise up this mornin,
Smiled with the risin sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin, this is my message to you-ou-ou:

Singin: dont worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh!
Every little thing gonna be all right. dont worry!
Singin: dont worry about a thing – I wont worry!
cause every little thing gonna be all right.

Singin: dont worry about a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right – I wont worry!
Singin: dont worry about a thing,
cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin: dont worry about a thing, oh no!
cause every little thing gonna be all right!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojI0-GCe2as

Wow, JJJ gets a prize for knowing some of the shittiest songs ever written. ;D

The prize is a BRAND NEW PAIR OF EARS!

I bring home the bacon
Bitch I put it in your hand
But behind my back bitch
You been seen with another man
Oh I just had to shed a tear
Bitch you got to leave here
Is it me or him baby?
So long my motherfuckin' dear

Luke Skyywalker:
Come lay you black ass down
Right beside me
Hold onto my dick
While I grab a little bit of that pussy
Suck it right
Bitch suck it all night
And if you ask me to eat some pussy
I choke your black ass all night

Fresh Kid Ice:
Since my baby left me
I been doin' well on my own
Fucked the neighbour's wife
And broke up a happy home
Now the bitch wanna live with me
This long dick Chinese
Bitch if you can't fry rice
Well get your bald-head ass out tonight

Mr. Mixx:
I met this raggedy bitch
Down on southwest eighth street
I fuck that bitch from the top of her head
To the bunyons on her motherfuckin' feet
I said Bitch as long as your pussy is
It's a goddamn sin
I gotta hold an ironing board across your chest
To keep from fallin' in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKyPsV1xN-c&feature=related

Oh. Seems the award should be withheld as may know shittier songs. I can't help but wonder if this innocuous braindead fodder has actually been published.

That's fantastic, J, you share music taste with thirteen year-old boys all over America!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gWA491H4U

Fuck! As well as being a mental-black-hole you have TERRIBLE taste in music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE0JgJK7Ny0

lmfao! Okay, I have to know. Do you really like this music?

For you Big Diddy Joe…goodnite!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvDXPGf8le0

Agweh? ;]

Finally I can go to sleep…goodnight all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkKue_MEnkk&feature=related

My uncle has a country place
That no one knows about
He says it used to be a farm
Before the Motor Law
And on Sundays I elude the eyes
And hop the Turbine Freight
To far outside the Wire
Where my white-haired uncle waits

Jump to the ground
As the Turbo slows to cross the borderline
Run like the wind
As excitement shivers up and down my spine
Down in his barn
My uncle preserved for me an old machine
For fifty odd years
To keep it as new has been his dearest dream

I strip away the old debris
That hides a shining car
A brilliant red Barchetta
From a better vanished time
I fire up the willing engine
Responding with a roar
Tires spitting gravel
I commit my weekly crime

Wind
In my hair
Shifting and drifting
Mechanical music
Adrenaline surge…

Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware

Suddenly ahead of me
Across the mountainside
A gleaming alloy air car
Shoots towards me, two lanes wide
I spin around with shrieking tires
To run the deadly race
Go screaming through the valley
As another joins the chase

Drive like the wind
Straining the limits of machine and man
Laughing out loud with fear and hope
I've got a desperate plan
At the one-lane bridge
I leave the giant stranded at the riverside
Race back to the farm
To dream with my uncle at the fireside……

hubba.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm9W4Ts-tw0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtEASyUDk0E&feature=related

You just don't get it
What it is…well, you're not really sure
You move like you're walking on this ice
Talking like you're still insecure

Time is a spiral…space is a curve
I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve
Life is a diamond you turn into dust
Waiting for rescue, and I know you just
Don't get it
You just don't get it

Neurotica…Exotica
It's just Erotica…Hypnotica
It's just Psychotica…Chaotica
It's just Exotica…Neurotica

You just don't get it
Baby, don't you ask yourself why?
If you don't like the answer…forget it
You know I hate to see you cry

Fortune is random…Fate shoots from the hip
I know you get crazy, but try not to lose your grip
Life is a diamond you turn into dust
Looking for trust, and I know that you just don't get it
You just don't get it

Snap!
Hide in your shell, let the world go to hell
It's like Russian roulette to you
Snap!
Sweat running cold, you can't face growing old
It's a personal threat to you
Snap!
The world is a cage for your impotent rage
But don't let it get to you
Snap!

Neurotica…Exotica
It's just Erotica…Hypnotica
It's just Psychotica…Chaotica
It's just Exotica…Neurotica

see love, I can see passion
I feel danger, I feel obsession
Don't play games with the ones who love you
Cause I hear a voice who says:
I love you… I'll kill you…
Loneliness, I feel loneliness in my room…
Look into the mirror of your soul
Love and hate are one in all
Sacrifice turns to revenge and believe me
You'll see the face who'll say:
I love you… I'll kill you…
But I'll love you forever

Loneliness, I feel loneliness in my room…
Loneliness, I feel loneliness in my room…
Loneliness, I feel loneliness in my room…

I LOVE YOU, I'LL KILL YOU – Enigma

Like a shipwrecked mariner adrift on an unknown sea
Clinging to the wreckage of the lost ship Fantasy
I'm a castaway, stranded in a desolate land
I can see the footprints in the virtual sand

Net boy, net girl
Send your signal 'round the world
Let your fingers walk and talk
And set you free

Net boy, net girl
Send your impulse 'round the world
Put your message in a modem
And throw it in the Cyber Sea

Astronauts in the weightlessness of pixellated space
Exchange graffiti with a disembodied race
I can save the universe in a grain of sand
I can hold the future in my virtual hand

Let's dance tonight
To a virtual song
Press this key
And you can play along

Let's fly tonight
On our virtual wings
Press this key
To see amazing things

Like a pair of vagabonds who wave between two passing trains
Or the glimpse of a woman's smile through a window in the rain
I can smell her perfume,
I can taste her lips
I can feel the voltage from her fingertips

Net boy, net girl
Send your heartbeat round the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn4ovawULGo

Like the fly on the wheel, who says,
"What a lot of dust we're raising."
Are you under the illusion
That you're part of this scheme?
Seems like a lifetime ago
You could look with pride
On your world of dreams

What is the meaning of this`?
And the stars look down
What are you trying to do?
And the stars look down
Was it something I said
And the stars look down

Like the rat in a maze who says
"Watch me choose my own direction."
Are you under the illusion
The path is winding your way?
Are you surprised by confusion
When it leads you astray?
Have you lived a lifetime today -
Or do you feel like you just got carried away?

What is the meaning of this?
And the stars look down
What are you trying to do?
And the stars look down
Was it something I said?
And the stars look down
Something you'd like me to do?
And the stars look down

I'd have baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake
If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake..

is there an echo in here ;)

Id have made the bed made the bed made the bed

cleaned the house, cleaned the house, cleaned the house,
if i knew you were coming..

I remember these famous lines of Alan Alda from the classic film "Same Time Next Year"….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5upYB5k3gk&feature=related

If i knew you were coming id have been .. oh nm

i would've found a place to hide

That's the second time that olde tyme cake song's been posted.

Will homemade non-pot brownies with mocha frosting do instead of cake?

how about chocolate strawberry

how about you leave!

how about the magic mushroom with the food from the open sea, those thing that float at the bottom, crabs or frog legs!

Mmmmmm, sounds like a plan.

NO DULSE!

chocolate strawberry with alcohol or no?

taste of passion while under the star

Oh nice.

seeing as no filthy minded teenagers have taken over this thread I'll do the honours

If I knew you were coming I would have passed you the kleenex

My apologies, we all need a catharcism every now and then

i would have brought my cathetar

i would have brought a towel.

thats the last time I try emotional cleansing here

I would've played the violin.

I would've have hid the disco albums and leisure suits.

Disco has been mixed in with the soft middle of the road rock.

i would have hidden the knives and padded the walls

I'd have laid down some paper….. ;]

write it in blood.

I would've killed myself.

well are you gunna let that stop you quitter…

the human blood from the virgin heart

I would have taken that She-Male video out of the DVD player.

I would've worn my 49ers shirt.

woulda put the eggs on the boil

we have that "special order" item for you now

hey! My own thread =o)

now the fun begins….

When When When, does the fun begin!

looks like it's just us. =o(

that sounds like a beach boys song

awww…we'll be so ,lonely though..i'll make a few calls

Well I'm about to send in a blood stained clown with a few knives, that should be fun

when dave makes us some margarittas!

Mr Carter! You've been in my closet again.

you rang m'lord.

its always dave do this and dave do that….heres your drinks m' ladies…

lawrence ,johnathan ,you guys want one as well?

Only because you hid me in there when your husband came in

here..drink this and entertain the ladies for me..i have to make dinner for them now too

One kiss of death and a dragon's breath…it looks like it'll be a long day

it's ok, I brought you some Rolling Rock.

that was you…i thought it seemed crowded..oh,and sorry about the smell…cabbage rolls

So that's what made me pass out

where did all the women go..KAYENICOLA?ELLIOT damn they took their drinks and left

What's a girl to do? Anyway I may have to go and dig up my old thread which will be loitering amongst the dust balls.

amongst whose balls?

No, let's not go there!

Stop pannicking, not all of us have dived into our cups just yet.

I see you managed to make it back Davey from the wrong thread, now did Elliot make it back as well, and bring me my drink while you are at it, cause I could certainly use one, someone has stolen my mouse!

good. I don't have to start collecting glasses yet

well,richard gere lent me his hamster,wanna use it?..and heres your drink

you typed it….i just translated it

lol! can you translate this for me?:- the woman kicked the ball so hard, she might've broken one of his bones.

replied in a high pitched squeaky voice…"its not a bone,its muscle and cartlidge,,can you please take me to the doctor?"

lmfao GTG, thanks for the thread mr Rauhaut.

I think you've just made a woman very very happy, and some others very very drunk

Anyone already belong to that group besided me?

Wish one would take up that offer. But it will not be me yet!

I should be in that group for so many reasons.

So we're all getting hell buddies now?

Most likely. We should figure out who's living where.

sounds interesting. I've been sold this lovely place down by the river Styx. The good thing is that I don't have to commute to go to my daily drownings

I've got a real nice penthouse suite lined up. It's got a real a nice view of the lake of fire. I also have several bitches lined up for staff.

It would appear someone has been offering "services" to the devil

Hey, I am the devil's right hand. He just doesn't know it yet.

the right hand he uses to touch himself?

He uses his left hand. And sometimes his pitchfork.

Not everyone uses both hands like you, lovely….

I'm assuming that you're going to be my neighbour in hell?

Hey, if I'm going to hell, I'll probably end up being Saddam's concubine…..does he live next to you?

He lives in the building beside mine. And, I still have a nice view.

Thats if he gets there. He's still stuck in a traffic jam on the highway

Traffic's a bitch.

I'm sure he'll just pass me off onto Lucifer….Bastard.

That'll be ok. Brianna can use her influence to get you better dental coverage

I dont need it. My teeth are perfect, thank you!

Depends on the favors I get in return. And it's not just limited to dental.

I tried

How about we negotiate some down time at a day spa? I reckon i'll need some time off…..

Apparently, not hard enough. And for that, you get to live in the basement.

Dont talk to me. Briannas the one with the influence. I'm here for normal punishment. Not your special privalages

Sweet. My own room

Lawrence you are not naughty enough to go to hell….

No windows. No bed. You get nothing. And for the record, the Hell spa is nothing like the ones here.

How did Brianna get the power?!

Apparently you're the go-to for privilege……