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Reasons not to

October 16th, 2008 No comments

why would I want to peel my eyes – and once they are peeled surely Iit would be a one off – I couldn't KEEP peeling them….what would I see if they were peeled anyhow? Whoever thought of such a ridiculous saying and why? It's nearly as good as keep your eyes on the road …I mean come on there would be more eyes on the road than squashed dead hedgehogs and rabbits if we all did that, that would be some mess for the road cleaners to sort out …if they hadn't peeled their eyes …

don't let people know where you hide your goat

It comes from the saying "keep your onion eyes peeled"

Now pull your head out of your ass.

you just made that up….
that was NEVER a saying

Around here they say "keep your onion eyes peeled"

so go bark up another tree.

ok, i'll take your word for it…
so what does it mean?

It means to watch for something. Like keep your eyes peeled for a Starbucks.

exactly, so the eyes came first, and you added the onions for your own perverse reasons….

It kinda hurts too. Before we'd behead them, we would cut their eyelids off then kick up dust. Of course, they'd scream like little girls, because you can't protect your eyes from the dust. But, it was soon over, as we would decapitate them. They didn't really like it when we'd tell them to keep their eyes peeled.

you're an animal

Aren't we all….

but some of us have evolved….

And evolution doesn't include ridding the world of your competitors so that you have more of the finite resources for yourself?

interesting, i was just thinking earlier that the best thing environmentalists could do for the planet was to kill themselves….
we are obviously on the same wavelength…

Maybe we can reprogram Al Gore to start giving symposiums on that as the only viable solution. And it could culminate in a Heavens Gate-like conference to be held in Mumbai.

what about vegan environmentalists though? They couldn't kill themselves as they can't harm any living animal …perhaps they could just peel their eyes and eat onions or something …

or Bombay, it's nicer there…

and they have a good mix…

exactly, every summit needs nibbles…

and big green leafy pot plants…

expressions have meanings, i like to think "keep your eyes peeled"to be a good expression. You may think you can see but there is always a blind spot.

so "keep your mirrors well adjusted" might be more suitable for the squeamish…

sorry – you lost me in that spot, behind the pot plant, just to the left of the stage, behind the man in the suit who has fallen asleep and is now lightly dribbling down his shirt

pot plant?…thought so, your brain is up in smoke.

i'm talking about being enlightened

"keep your bulbs clean"?

awareness…don't be so domesticated

it's got nothing to DO with awareness, you hippy, it just means "look out"…

*passes monacle*

look out for what? the herds of sheep in front of me?

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quick pass me the sarcasm

October 16th, 2008 No comments

….well?

I'll eat earth worms too

<offers tapeworms>

Don't give them all away, you should swallow a couple yourself, t'will help lessen your obesity.

you really are an oddity…lol

for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05jcrJw0as

ok…i just wanted to let you know i completely forgot about that song…and now it will haunt me to my grave,i wont be able to look at gabs the same way ever again..

Now I want a smoke, you bastardo.

i wanna cowgirl…

Reverse is better.

lrigwoc annaw i,,,?

My name is a palindrome.

i had to google that word….so is abba…

and racecar

abba should have written a song about palindromism really

i think it 'd be a good idea not to give them any new ideas..lol

I have a 4-CD set with some pretty obscure ABBA tunes. I got it because I was sure if I did, I'd win the Reader's Digest sweepstakes.

My true lotto win was that cd set, of course.

The Lol Song got sneaked in there, Mr Rauhaut, I am on to you and your subliminals!

theres just no pullin the wool over the eyes of the british…damn,you guys are MY waterloo!

Knowing Me, Knowing You….Ahaaaa…there is nothing you can do..us Brits always know The Name Of The Game and we're always on the Money, Money, Money.

Abba always gets me dancing. Queen are good too

Does Your Mother Know?

Communication is the name of the game….

sorry, one of us already used that one…

I could go On and On and On with this thread, but Nina Ballerina needs the computer.

Nina like nine or knee

neena pretty ballereena

thats a pretty name

It's also an ABBA tune.

I Do, I Do, I Do need to get my bum on a walk.

ttys

take a chance take a chance …cool song

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The morals debate

October 16th, 2008 No comments

I thought I'd post here instead of being irrelevant in another topic.

The original post by David Drozdowski:
It's funny how the majority of girls say about the girl above them "no, because I'm a girl" and the majority of guys joke but seriously think "obviously not because we're both guys" and yet 'society' says that it is 'politically incorrect' to say that heterosexuality is the norm and homosexuality is not. Isn't the norm defined by the majority? This is not to conclude that there should be any prejudice or discrimination or that homosexuals are more perverted than anybody else, but isn't it 'ok' to acknowledge that one thing is clearly normal and another thing isn't? Nobody's saying that abnormal people should be looked down upon, but doesn't it make sense that the most common, conventional choice is normal and the less common, less conventional choice is abnormal. Abnormal isn't evil, but neither is it normal. I am abnormal in many areas and it wouldn't make me feel bad if somebody else acknowledged that fact. So what I'm asking is… why are homos so touchy about their choice as if theirs is a more special abnormality than dancing in the street or biting one's nails or singing off key or believing in God (I suppose believing in God isn't a great example of an abnormality because more people do around the world than don't, but it's becoming a cultural abnormality to believe in God with any sense of conviction about how He might affect one's life, so that's why I listed it) or picking one's nose or listening to one's teachers in school or enjoying Beethoven?

Barnaby Holmes:
There's a distinct difference between the sociological term "norm", and the word "normal". There can be no argument amongst educated people of any sexual orientation, that homosexuality is, by it's minority, not the norm, but to extend that to mean "not normal" is what breeds the prejudice and discrimination that is faced daily by those that openly display their preference. If, like you suggest, one started dancing in the street, most would view this individuals choice to break form the norm as an eccentricity. Yet even if this inspired others to come out and randomly break into the can-can, and say this became 15% of the population, this would no longer be regarded as an eccentricity and would have to be accepted as a minority group of society. But do you think these dancing weirdos would be physically attacked, discriminated against and openly ridiculed without basis? I doubt it. Yet the only notable difference between this dancing abnormality and homosexuality is that one is constantly viewed in terms of a sexual act, and as we all know, the one thing our supposedly superior Western societies become uptight about is sex and nudity. Applying your logic of normality, I wonder if you would discuss the issue of racism in such flippant terms?

David Drozdowski:
I think distinguishing between the words "norm" and "normal" is pushing the boundaries of reason, good sir. Normal is simply the adjective pertaining to the word normal. This is just simple etymology, that what is the norm is normal. If you're speaking of the connotation of the word "normal" in colloquial terms, I understand that people could say "That isn't normal" in a demeaning way. And yet, I am talking about people who say it objectively. I was sure to distinguish between objectivity and prejudice-discrimination. I don't agree with physical or verbal attacks on any minority group, and yet neither do I agree with any minority group moaning about things they read into people's statements. If I made the objective statement publicly, in some form of widely acknowledged media, that "homosexuality is not the norm/normal" I fear I would be decried as a homophobe even if I meant no offense by the statement. Do you acknowledge that some minorities are oversensitive? My name puts me in a minority, so what? People have verbally and physically attacked Polacks for a long time, but if somebody were to say (which they do, every time I meet a new person) some variation of, "my, that name isn't normal" I can either take offense or just say "yeah, it's Polish."

There is also an objective debate, which the mass media tends to avoid, about the individualistic pros versus the wider societal cons of the practise of homosexual relations. This is not ANYthing to do with a tendency (any reasonable person should concede that we are born with tendencies and that it is not simply a case of switching certain preferences on and off). What I am referring to has to do with population (if everybody did it, the human race would die out), disease (HIV, AIDS, etc… speak for themselves), and the social problems involved with children being "parented" by only one gender, without the balance in discipline and love of both genders. These things far outweigh individual subjective preferences and tendencies. What is my conclusion? That tendencies should be managed on a more practical basis than "it's what feels right to me." There is more at stake (research the fall of the Roman Empire for example) than one's own life, and to ignore the objective facts is selfish.

On the other hand, no, people should not be ridiculed or victimized in any way because of their current situation. Bringing it back to myself (so as not to allow somebody to think that I am saying somebody else should change and I have nothing to change), I have to control my anger. Everybody is born with different tendencies to anger and that is not easy to switch on and off. But if I say subjectively, "well it feels right to me to hit somebody if they annoy me," I will be selfish, lacking self-control, and will detrimentally affect the lives of others. Everybody is born with some level of tendency towards disrespect, dishonesty, greed, jealousy, etc… Many people won't object to the idea that those tendencies should be controlled, whereas is somebody mentions adultery being dangerous not just on the grounds of faith but also practically in the lives of individuals, families, friends, and societies, everybody gasps, "That's a sexual preference; you can't control it." Well, humans are either animals or we are more than animals, acting on intelligence and moral distinction rather than on instinct. If we are animals and morals are relative and never universally absolute, I think we should abandon law enforcement on the grounds that it is oppressive bigotry and we can't control what we do. Release the Id… or not.

P.S. Race is genetic and I certainly do not view that subject flippantly. Homosexuality has NEVER been proven genetic. It's a matter of will and people may do with their will as they please, but whether or not they acknowledge them, there will always be consequences. By that I do not mean morons acting abusively (that's not a legitimate consequence), I just mean the course of nature being run, along with population decline, disease, and societal problems. In the name of "tolerance" morals are decliining, and I wonder if it is too much to ask in advance that pedophilia never be made acceptable as it was to the Greeks (does the majority accepting something really make it right?) and that bestiality never be made acceptable. But it seems that in the interest of pursuing unhealthy lusts, mankind is becoming more and more open to the unnatural. There are no such issues with race; racially prejudiced and discriminating people are both ignorant and stupid.

John Callwood:
an·imal(n-ml)
n.
1. A multicellular organism of the kingdom Animalia, differing from plants in certain typical characteristics such as capacity for locomotion, nonphotosynthetic metabolism, pronounced response to stimuli, restricted growth, a lack of a cell wall, no chloroplasts, and fixed bodily structure.

Of course, this definition fails to take into account the differences between animals and archaea, fungi, prokaryotes, and eubacteria, but it gives a general picture.

YAY!

Morals are genetic. They are also modified by environment. This is a classic phenotypical development. We are born with the attributes, in this case, morals, that are necessary for communal survival, and from there our society builds on these basic traits to ensure our survival; as well as the needs of the individuals in the "alpha" positions. It is interesting, and quite dynamic, but entirely genetic. Some argue that this fact relieves anyone from personal responsibility, but our genetics also takes care of that problem; the rest of us lock those idiots up. It is beautiful, isn't it? Thanks to the "randomness" of genetics, we can be bound to a purely chemical-based moral system, and still retain our individuality and ability to diverge from, or add to, our prefabricated ethics!

Whoa, too much thinking, too early.

Barnaby Holmes:
To adequately reply to your post, my good Pole, is something that I would struggle to achieve, not least because the points you raise are well put yet also unfounded. To counter each point is easy, yet also a defunct exercise as it is just one unproven opinion against another, and ultimately there is no encompassing answer. So I shall simply say that I feel it speaks volumes that on these very boards the use of homosexuality as a derogatory term, and even the fact that you felt it necessary to once more raise it as an important issue, explain why a section of the homosexual community feel the need to be "oversensitive". Who are we to judge how others feel as a result of our actions? A pin-prick to one, can be a knife wound to another. As a collective we are human beings, but it is vitally important to keep hold of our individuality however it's expressed and however scared it may make those who do not understand it.

David Drozdowski:
"Morals are genetic," etc… based on what kind of research? Name the scientist who discovered the moral gene. I respect you greatly, but everything you just said was subjective opinion stated as fact. Perhaps you feel the same about my beliefs, but it serves a purpose to quote scientific findings when speaking of scientific issues. Unfortunately, I can't quote a scientist who empirically determined that there is no gay gene or other moral gene, because trying to prove a negative is a logical fallacy. Of course I can't prove that something doesn't exist. But if you're confident enough to state so categorically that something DOES exist (genes that control human behaviour), all I ask is that you show it or reference somebody who can.

My data concerning the existence of God is not physical and that's what atheists don't like, but I can reference the lives and research of billions of people both historically and today (by far the majority) who claim belief in and often spiritual experience of the supernatural. You can call those experiences chemical, psychological, etc… but you can't reference data to support that either. And you can't avoid the fact that most people around the world still claim some form of faith in something more than our five senses detect. If there is some wonderfully evolved genetic system of morals in us all, why do we disagree? And why haven't all problems been eliminated already? Shouldn't "natural selection" apply to morality? Surely those with the best moral genetic code should survive and everybody else should have died out by now. No, evolutionary theory and people's application of it to morality don't maintain any consistency. It is an imperfection system in an imperfect world, which needs more than secular humanism to be corrected.

Your statement "the rest of us lock those idiots up" is the main flaw: you imply that you and the majority of society haven't ever failed morally. Are there levels of moral failure? Of course, some with more negative effects and, therefore, consequences. But humans having a relative system of justice does not at all mean that morals themselves are relative. You may not have killed anybody, but you've thought about it and you've talked about it. You may not have slept with another man's wife or been married and slept with another woman, but you've commited other forms of adultery and at least thought and spoken of it. You may have never stolen anything, but you have been greedy and jealous. We are the same. Nobody is above anybody else, even if certain actions have had more serious reactions. We are all equally less than perfect. What do our thoughts, words, and deeds make us? Adulterers, liars, thieves, murderers, etc… whether we have gone all the way or not. You can subjectify morality as much as you want, but although cultural acceptance of many things has varied over the millenia, God's absolute standards have not changed. Coincidence is a ridiculous theory for the awesome nature of the universe, the solar system, Earth, humans, and you personally. It relies on too much unstable conclusion-jumping from little or no evidence. There's plenty of evidence for God for those who have eyes to see and ears to hear, and the concept of an infinite, perfect, personal God covers every question about existence. But the human heart is often too prideful to accept a higher power to be accountable to.

There is no absolute relativism, there are only relative relativism and absolute absolutism. The opinion that what feels right at any given time is what's right (based on genes) is contradictory, because everybody in every culture at every time throughout history has had different feelings. It comes down to Lenin, Mussolini, Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Mao Tse Tung, Kim Jung Il, Saddam Hussein, etc… the dictatorship philosophy that if it's all about relative, subjective opinions, all I have to do is become the strongest and rule.

Your philosophy doesn't solve any societal problems whatsoever; it just enables individual lack of responsibility and encourages problems until somebody rises up and promises to end the chaos, by some kind of extremism. Somebody has to do what you did in an extreme form, i.e. say "WE (and define 'we' however they want) are right and THEY (defining 'they' however they want) are wrong." I suppose that a relative system of justice is necessary at the moment, just like war solves some problems sometimes, but the truth is that I'm no better than somebody in prison for robbery, murder, or rape. You might think you're better but I don't.

Subjection to divine law (and the laws of all religions show us to be lacking), followed by repentance and submission to the way in which God has revealed Himself is the only solution NOT involving a human coming out on top, and yet stupid religious groups over the centuries haven't understood and applied that either (which is why the emergent church is moving away from institutionalism and organizationalism.

The truth is that there is one just yet merciful God whose standards none of us meet, but who has provided one way of salvation (more than any of us deserve) from imperfection, death, and eternal separation from Him. Take it or leave it. That doesn't make me a bigot, because I didn't invent the Bible; I just read it and believe it. Beliving that all are destined for eternal punishment unless they acknowledge their position, ask for forgiveness, and believe that Jesus Christ is Lord doesn't do you or anybody else any harm if I'm wrong. It's only treatening if it's true, so don't believe it if you don't want to, I still accept you as a friend, but don't think I'm doing the condemning if I place myself in the same category as anybody else.

This absolutist answer should cover your thoughts too, Barnaby. It's not my oipinion that goes; it's God. And although neither I nor anybody else can full understand and express what God says, we may all on an even footing turn to His written Word and read it and apply it as well as we can. If you won't acknowledge His written Word as even existing, let alone being the Bible, that's your business, but you have to ignore (or feign an argument against) it's authorship, historical accuracy, amazing compilation and consistency, prophetic power, life-transforming power time and time again for those who believe it, etc… and the argument usually consists of "well, I don't believe it." Be that as it may, it stands for itself. If you have any initiative more than just opinion, read http://www.risenjesus.com/challenge/frameSet.html and tell me how in the world somebody could believe that Jesus did not historically live, die, and rise from the dead (does NOT require faith, but objectivity).

In my opinion, Barnaby is an idiot. Observe:

"Who are we to judge how others feel as a result of our actions? A pin-prick to one, can be a knife wound to another."

These are the kind of people that necessitate the warnings on bags of marshmallows.

We are all born with the capacity to think. This is the reason our morals extend farther than a mere affinity to cuteness (You can look up the relevance of this statement yourself, If you don't already know, you have no business existing.) SO! Morals aside, you should be able to figure out how your statements can be offensive all on your lonesome. Your remark obviously means that you are making comments that COULD BE viewed as offensive, but you believe that everyone should understand your perspective and not give a rats arse. This is the kind of unilateral thinking that would have gotten you killed off a few hundred years ago. You should thank the high heavens that society evolves along with our allele frequencies.

I will return with sources. My claims are not based on conjecture, or even the following of a localized common knowledge base. I have been witness to scientific documentation in favor of the argument I made in my first post.

That idea (affinity to cuteness) seems familiar, but I don't know where from.

Anyway, I certainly don't intend to offend; I intend to debate. Anybody who disagrees should use argument to respond. I'm not calling anybody anything that I'm not calling myself; I am merely saying that we're all in the same boat and the Christian faith is the only way out.

I am wrong on this condition: IF the Bible is incorrect.
You are wrong on this condition: IF the Bible is correct.

When somebody's argument consistently rests on the feelings that may or may not be hurt, it is evasive and ignores the concept that there may well be an absolute yes or no answer. There's nothing more ridiculous than the "no absolute/objective/universal truth" concept, because the people that hold that opinion hold it as absolute/objective/universal fact. Why is it that I am perfectly ok with the concept that IF I am wrong, I am wrong, yet many are not content that they may be wrong and somebody else be right?

And we will completely hold off the genetic debate until some empirical evidence is found. Of course I must say that until something is seen, it is unseen. This refers to the material evidence of which you speak. However, the divine is not material evidence, so although it may seem like I am just enforcing my opinion, one can only prove a spiritual concept based on metaphysical evidence, which does indeed lie around us for those with faith. I must challenge you with the above link also, John – http://www.risenjesus.com/challenge/frameSet.html

I just spoke with God, he says we are fucked

If I am wrong, I will be amazed. As I do not believe in the Bible, my only tie to existence is my genetics; therefore, my nature must be dictated solely through my genetics, the genetics of my fellow humans, and our shared adaptations to the environment and each other. I dislike being wrong, but I also love being amazed, so either scenario is acceptable.

Good job, Stephen (Braveheart)

Do you disregard the Bible without investigating its objective claims? It's all very well to disbelieve a book you have read, and maybe you have, but for my benefit, have you actually read the Bible? To what extent are you familiar with its claims?

I am nothing special, but I have at least taken the time to examine the pros and cons of many variations of atheism, agnosticism, and theism. IF you don't really know what it is that you don't believe, i.e. how the Bible deals with science and reason or how much we can learn from it in many different areas of life, you put yourself on very weak, even nonexistent territory argumentatively. It's a collection of 66 (39 OT and 27 NT) books, some historical narrative, some poetry, some records, some advice, every genre there is. Don't mistakenly believe that it is just a sentence saying "God is good, Jesus is good, Satan is bad, science is bad." I'm telling you that you will be amazed if you quickly read through the flash on that link and I'll be amazed if you have some extra (objective) argument to debunk the resurrection.

Sir, I am humbled at your recognition of that quote. May prosperity and weatlh saturate your life before we all get fucked.

In my opinion, John is a jumped-up narcissist with an over inflated vocabulary and suffers from troubling dillusions of grandeur. I realise that my comment was simplistic, but I considered it necessary to simplify in order to convey what I meant, and highlight what, I personally felt, was an obvious oversight in David's post.

"…you believe that everyone should understand your perspective and not give a rats arse."

My post clearly states this not to be the case. I purposely avoided countering and explaining each of David's points as too much listening to the sound of your own voice is boring, patronising, and leans much more to alluding with the above quote from your post. Perhaps it is I that misunderstands, but it seems as though you haven't actually grasped the correct angle of my post. Unlike you though, this does not bother me, as I do not aim to preach, rather just voice what is my personal opinion with the aim of continuing an interesting and worthwhile debate.

Even though I dont think its a DIRECT quote, your ability to read betwen the lines still leaves me in awe

Barnabus, as far as I could gather, everything before "We are all born, etc…" was to you.

I think everything else, inc. the "rats arse" comment, was directed at me.

You misspelled "realize."

I found it to be one of the funniest moment of the movie, so I couldn't help but recognize the comment. I think he actually said "I just spoke with the Almighty…"

I am British, therefore I spell as a Brit. And if, as Dave says, the rest of your post was directed at his comments, then I am indeed an idiot. Adieu good gentleman.

Indeed, I am in fact wasting my time looking for a script to confirm the actual dialouge. My personal favorite moment is when they moon the English.

I think it is the duty of every self respecting person to moon the English. I wonder if there are genetics dictating whom we moon.

Just get back to me about the genes and the link above and I'll be plenty happy. If there's anything you need me to add in support of anything, let me know.

I liked reading this thread. In regards to the gay gene however, my developmental biology class states there actually may be one…

Is that possibility based on conjecture or research? I'm not dead-set against science, although it may seem that I am, but I do have a problem with many scientists and how they voice things with a twinge of bias. Granted, my bias is unwavering faith in the inspiration and preservation of God's written Word (which confronts people, including me, about the choices we make, including the sexuality issue), and YET I am also willing to acknowledge empirically proven scientific data and facts. A big problem seems to be that many people depend on scientific theories and DON'T acknowledge the attestations and evidence supporting a spiritual dimension, such as intelligent design.

Theory is all very well, but problems arise when people string theories together to try and prove things, e.g. String Theory (*badaboom crash*), Red and Blue Shift, Carbon Dating (a big one), and genes and chemicals that apparently affect are free will decisions. The problem is blurring the lines between external and internal characteristics. The problem with humanity isn't external or otherwise physical; it is internal and spiritual. It manifests itself outwardly with negative symptoms which are our negative words and deeds (symptoms), but it can only be dealt with inwardly by switching the focus of our hearts and minds from selfish imperfection to godly perfection.

There MAY be a lot of things, so I'm not saying I know for a fact that there are no inherited genes which affect how we feel in certain situations. But sociologically speaking, nurture has a greater effect on our approach to life than nature. If Helen Keller can teach herself to communicate with the world, I am certain that anybody with any disability can do and succeed at whatever it is that they need or want to do. This is just a parallel; I'm not calling homosexuality a disability, so don't even go there. What I'm saying is that our choices determine what we make of life, not anybody else's choices and not our circumstances, environment, society, etc… Do some people face difficulties that others don't? Of course, but nobody has a perfect life; some people fail after having nothing, but some people succeed, and some people succeed after having everything, but some people fail. As long as there is at least one person in each category, we are not led by instincts and nothing is responsible for our actions but our own decisions. Contrary to popular opinion, people can change. That goes for sexual morals and every other kind of ethical issue too.

However, I'd only be arrogant if I didn't apply the same reasoning to my own failures. I fail, we all fail, so let's not pretend we don't or moan about it; let's just suck up our pride and submit to God through the Lordship of Jesus Christ. You don't know about or understand any of that? Ask me. You just don't want to? Ok, just watch others get further, both in this life and in the age to come. I don't make the rules or make anybody else agree, I just agree with them and try to follow them, but ask for forgiveness when I fail and the Holy Spirit to help me succeed. If you want to try to get eternal life some other way, prioritizing this imperfect, temporary, material life, go ahead and try. I want you all to succeed, but I have a sneaky suspicion that there aren't any shortcuts to happiness.

I so want to direct that back to you as an act of intense hypocrisy, but as I'm not frivolous enough… bless you.

"Homosexuality has NEVER been proven genetic. It's a matter of will and people may do with their will as they please"

Lack of proof does not mean lack of existence.

Your argument was essentially:

If Homosexuality was genetic, then it's not a matter of will.
Since homosexuality has never been proven to be genetic, then it must be a matter of free will.
*Onto your personal beliefs on morals*

First problem is in your second one: just because P has not been proven to be true does not mean that Q is true. Lack of proof does not mean that it is necessarily a false premise. Second, just because of If P then Q, that does not mean If ~P then ~Q.

To accentuate my point:

If God existed, then he deserves worship.
Since there is no proof of God existing, then he does not deserve worship.

—-

Also, I rarely find what I prefer to be my free will. I didn't make a conscious decision to choose liking women, after all. Just sort of happened. More specifically: I didn't make a conscious decision to like the certain type of women's body that I find most attractive, it just sort of happened. I sort of did make the conscious decision about the type of personality I like best, although that was sort of another thing that just happened.

Or: I didn't decide to dislike broccoli.

Likewise, all you just stated is that some things are true and some things aren't. However, what you consider evidence and what I consider evidence are diametrically opposed. None of this means we should ignore each others' standards. Clearly, everybody chooses what they want to believe, based on whatever they understand as evidence. The problem doesn't lie in you disagreeing with me but in whether or not you will even accept certain proofs as admissible. If you haven't read the book, your opinion is 'valid' but ignorant. If you have read the book, I can respect your opinion as informed, but I can still disagree with it. Good argument is essentially presenting information to support your side of an issue and that's what I did. I suppose you didn't feel the need to present any information, but simply to criticize the nature of argument. You're absolutely right about what the issues are, there either is or is not a God with absolute morals, including a perfect model for sexual expression. I wasn't saying that because you can't prove genetic influence on sexuality, you must be wrong. I was saying here is my reasoning for not believing it is genetic and that it is in fact about free will. Present your evidence to the contrary or concede; please don't attack the process of logical debate.

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profile pictures tell stories

October 16th, 2008 No comments

what is my story?

What not to wear

I think your story is not fit for young eyes…

For you
http://www.facebook.com/search_redirect.php?q=im,a,facebook&fc=0&gc=0&cl=300&rc=549&rank=26&friends=0&sns=1&sf=p&init=s:quick&cururl=http://www.facebook.com/s.php?ref=search&init=q&q=Im+a+Facebook+&k=200000010&sf=p&s=20&k=8589934608&is_friend=&id=13682079501&o_type=2&t=c:name&u=http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=13682079501&k=8589934608

Is it a virus? And, if so, are you wearing protection?

you'd like fucking try sometime

Ooh – I don't know. You look like one of those vibrating toys my mother warned me about.

Rechargeable doncha ya know!

Duracell Bunny?

i think its an battery powered butt plug

I Orbit – Isaac Asimov

your the gal mother warned me about

You're the boy that didn't read the foreplay section in the Kama Sutra..

i'm the guy that never learned how to read,thats what pictures are for

You were holding the book upside down – that is NOT where your finger goes

glad i never got to third base then

Ooh yes – that could have been painful!

not to mention sticky…

Yes, don't mention that please. I am a good girl and unused to such things

well ok then..shall we talk about the monestary then?

Yes – but please, no mention of dirty habits!

your really narrowing down what i can talk about here…what about food,are you into sausages?

In what way?

bbq'd ,on a bun with mustard ,onions and shredded cheese…..why,which way were you thinkin?

OH MY GOD NOW I GET IT,what kinda guy do you think i am..well i never…..

It's a cultural thing. Bangers and mash?

how do you mean bangers?

OH MY GOD NOW I GET IT,what kinda guy do you think i am..well i never

You never? Bless your innocence – twice.

not sure how i had kids though..i think someone isnt telling me something……

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Nicknames

October 16th, 2008 No comments

It's a time tested fact, fluency in sarcasm attracts the dumbest people in the world around, they flock to you. You know its true you can name five dumbasses right now.

And in the course of knowing these fools, you've given them a nickname. One you use instead of their real names or use for them when their not around.

Point is they were funny as hell and now you should share them.

This is no holds bar, share the most IGNORANT nicknames you've given to anyone. The ones that would get you into a Hall of Fame.

This guy's name was Ashley Maney, and so I just called him prick. It was really funny; you should've all been there.

i named this one guy fat ass bc i yelled fat ass at him and he turned around he was a firend though

There used to be this girl at high school and me and my friends would just pig call her…you know, "Suuuuueeeeyyy" As loud as we could down the halls when she would come near. Kids can be so mean..haha

Apparently a lot of people around have the nickname "asshole". When I call it out I get like 12 more responses from people than I need.
True story…

My 3 favorite nicknames to give to people I hate are : 1) Fuck Biscuit 2) Jew Pirate (apparently people get offended..mainly muslim people, which I'm ok with..) and finally 3) Ass Nugget.. it's just too funny seeing the shocked look on their face..

I like to use Jew Bagel, I probably get the same reactions as well. (or Joo bagel as a joke)

hmm…i just tore a ligament in my ankle and i'll be on crutches for at least a month, maybe more depending on if my xrays say i need surgery…so my friends have nicknamed me "Gimpy". I kinda like it haha

I call my little siblings dipshit

Zombie. A roommate of mine was a sleepwalker and would eat my food in the middle of the night… every night. When confronted in the mornings, she'd have no recollection whatsoever.

I'm kinda partial to Fucktard, which (if you didn't know), means Fucking Retard.

My mom has freckles all over her body, and her name is Dorothy, and a nickname for Dorthy is Dotty, but I call her Dotty because of the freckles. SHe was going to draw random lines on her face and dress as a connect-the-dot puzzle for Halloween.

I call my bro Butt-spank, and I don't know why, and Dumb Ass is a favorite of mine, mostly because of That 70's Show.

I don't necessarily give nicknames as such… I'll give an example.

There's a young gal at my work who, whilst I have initially nothing against those of a slightly larger nature, pisses me off nonetheless by continually wearing clothes that really aren't suitable for her frame: ie. t-shirts which aren't quite long enough and incorrectly-sized jeans which together result in a rather unheathy builders crack for all to see which would make even Stephen King run for the hills in tears.

Anyways, long story slightly shorter, I'm a big fan of the film 'Babe'; why I don't know, but that's not really essential on this occasion to this particular tale of mirth and merriment. Whoever else here who has seen it will doubtless smile as much as I do at how the mice usher in every chapter in the film… so it's only natural – I thought, at least – to sing 'Blue Moon' to myself every time this gal in the office walks past my desk.

It's cruel I know, but it makes me fuckin' laugh every time and I've been doing it on an almost daily basis for just over a year now and the magic is still there :-D

I know a guy through Facebook who looks and types like he hasn't entered puberty yet. I don't know how old he is, but we call him "Junior" because of his immaturity. He's a nice guy; I just hope his balls drop and his voice breaks before he finishes college.

lol!

hahaa..

Don't worry David, you'll be the first to know.

i love my nickname. it is Tangerine Tart. Yum dosn't my name sound delicious? don't you just want to eat it?

Um…no.

i used to work with some girl who had a massive massive nose and thick big glasses, i nicknamed her 'joke shop' and she fucking went nuts and shit. i still think its the funniest thing ever.

My friend is going into the Army, so her boss calls her Gomer Pyle.
My dad calls her Private Benjamin.

You sicken me physically

There was a girl that i knew once, name Nina and ppl would just call her Ninny…

I called David "David Dozedowski" one night, and thought it was hilarious at the time…but now I think that it was pretty lame-o.

Jail Bait has always been a staple.

I'm kinda partial to De-De-De ala Carlos Mencia.

It is suppose to be nicknames you call other people, not what they call you.

No shit, sherlock.

Better!

You are a fucktard.

I use that nickname on many people as well.

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If ur happy n u kno it..

October 16th, 2008 No comments

Hi ^^

lol

I jst wanted 2 say hi to everyone cuz im newww ^^

**

goodbye

Hi clea ^_^

hi! lol =P

well…this is a akward..

your cousin?

lol wuts up~?~? *^*

god forbid

nuthin! u?

juss sitting around lol

where ru from~?

Geez

Don't remind me

I fit in here!

Mean but really funny lol

Patttttttt! how could you?

why you dirty old man!

do not fear me childrens

How many?

and the shoes. don't forget the shoes.

We could never forget the shoes

you prefer to be barefoot and pregnant Wendy?

Wendy you never said you were Easy.

I'm sure phil girard would love to comfort you

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Comically stereotype the person above you.

October 16th, 2008 No comments

Be creative.

I was counting to see how long that would take you.

emo bitch.

not really, i wwas being creative.

it'ss a fuckin website, who cares how i spell.

I would.

You two have complimentary colours

ok. So……?

Tastes like beaten, run over, burnt chicken?

All blood rushes south at the sight of himself…

Not very creative… and for some reason makes me think of the smaller things in life.

Offensiveness masks a real need to be loved and respected.

Or is genuinely, a twat.

Desperately tries to appear as provocative and mean, when in reality hes just a insecure, scared little boy with no balls what so ever.

He would wet himself if you stared at him hard enough.

And my reply was obviously to rat :P

Chooses the people who she would like to be above her regardless of whether they actually are :-)

No, you were actually talking about me there!

But you're actually close to the truth though.

To Paul:
Seems like a nice and normal person, but deep inside he has some pretty screwed up thoughts;)

Too stupid to realise that he just described himself.

Takes advantage of girls whose first language is not English.

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Opposite Day

October 16th, 2008 No comments

I think there should be a day chosen called Opposite Day, the offical day of sarcasm. when should the date be?

wow that's the coolest idea i've heard this week!

july 4th,

y july 4th do something thats universal not just "american" people…like hmm ooo oo 14th feb valentines day is soo stupid…like boycoutin the whole idea….or am i just talkin out of my bum hole?

You're talking out of your bum hole. How about the first Monday of November? It's soo appropriate.

good idea, I think everyday should be opposite day to make every person in every country happy, nah I really could care less about other countries.
july 4th it is!

every day is sarcasm day you retard.

Sarcasm is my primary language. *nods*

I'm going to assume that you are being sarcastic in even suggesting such a thing, because i hope you realize that would completely defeat the purpose of sarcasm. How can I resort to sarcasm to comfort me after dealing with idiots all day if every idiot is trying to be sarcastic, with most of them failing miserably? Even if everyone did it right, there is no point to sarcasm if everyone uses it all the time.

Wow. This topic, like oh so many others, is overflowing with the love and affection that normal sarcastic people love. I mean, the intellectual conversation is so lofty that we call each other (affectionately) "retard".
I think part of the joy of sarcasm is that most of it should be subtle and subversive… a slight twist on words to make other people wonder whether you were serious or being sarcastic.
The sad part is, on paper (or in the blog-o-sphere) sarcasm is hard to read and often the write thinks s/he's being sarcastic, when–honestly–it just sounds condescending and bitchy. Where's the fun in that?

First off, how can you resort to sarcasm at the end of the day if you are with no one? If you are with some people and you are being sarcastic about the idiots of the day, then you are talking trash behind their backs and you wouldn't want to do that, would you? Furhtermore, if they are trying to be sarcastic nad failing than it is funny so laugh at them and they will stop. Lastly, there is always a point to sarcasm even if everyone did right becasue sarcasm is not needed in every situation. It has a purpose either to undermine, outwit, cover something up, say what you really mean with out meaning it. So if they are doing it right they know to use it in moderation. In any case, think before you speak, and i say that with sarcasm.

I totally agree. I sound bitchy if anything else, but if you ask any of the people who know me they would say the opposite. It is so hard to determine it in text.

Well….

Thats just the stupidest thing I've ever heard… and Im not being sarcastic…

… seriously.

i like that every day is sarcasm day…bc it is so true…

you can use sarsasm all the friggin time…email…text…you don't need someone right there with you…and if they know you pretty well then they don't have to see your face when you are looking at them like they are the strangest person ever…even though that is hilarious…

wow, you guys are all hilarious! LOLZZZER

Good point. I agree.

It is so difficult to tell whenever someone is being serious because we're all sarcastic assholes….

By golly, I think you've got a *ringer* of an idea…In fact, I think the day should be on your birthday, so then we can celebrate both the birth of a *genius* AND have an entire day of being condescending without a single positive note to add contrast to it. Sounds great…

When I read the post above this, I literally heard Dr. Cox's voice from Scrubs saying the words. That is the mark of someone truly gifted….or cursed….with sarcasm.

opposite day is impossible…because if you choice to say somethiing opposite, like if you wanna say "happy" you need to say "sad" but since everything is opposite, the definition of "happy" would be "sad", so by saying "sad" you actually say "sad" … only thing is, this process can be repeated infinite

Glad to see that Matlock is on the case…

jesus christ you people are retarded. it's not that complicated.

Take out the "end of the day" part if you must.

And yes, I talk plenty of "trash" behind people's backs with absolutely no shame, in addition to ridiculing stupid people in public.

I think we're forgetting the point, which is that Opposite Day is a stupid idea.

No, it's a GENIUS idea. It's even better than the invention of light bulbs.

"Don't worry about the light dear, it will be sarcasm day soon".

"Oh yay, I can't wait. I do so love that day."

Sadly, I have actually thought about the paradox surrounding opposite day. It is an abomination to all logical people everywhere. It puts you through as many loops as time-traveling.

Opposite day? Sounds like someone has been reading Calvin and Hobbes. Very good though, I agree, we should have an opposite day (sarcasm aside there).

lol very good point joe

the only real issue is the fact that on opposite day, opposite day becomes the opposite of opposite day, making it the same as any other day. I guess there can never be a TRUE opposite day…

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The Stupid Sign

October 16th, 2008 No comments

THE STUPID SIGN (from Snopes.com)

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me…oops…never mind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good… They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning…okay…no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign…until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge… here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today?

The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is.

Brilliant. I need to make some signs.

i said that to my roommate the other day…and she looked at me like waht are you talking about, so i had to explain it to her, it pretty much made my day!

Yeah great idea, and while we're at it lets make some signs for different religions too so you don't make a fool of yourself asking a Jew where the nearest Cathedral is. Infact, you could give them each an individual number and tattoo it to their arm, and then incase they got out of hand somewhere down the line it would make it easier to lock them up and gas them all!

Now THAT, was sarcasm. Beautiful.

i think you're confusing sarcasm and anti-semitism, althouth both words end on "sm", they have nothing in common…

I don't think he is

Unlike the words 'Cunt' and 'Mitcul.'.. which have remarkably similar letters and connotations.

Luke, that was such an offensive and ultimately narrow-minded statement, it obviously had to come from someone just as equally narrow minded and offensive, and who is about the only person on this site that really pisses me off. I mean really.

(Translation: congradulations on being about the third person to actually catch the fact that this group is about sarcasm. Kudos)

For the record, making a sarcastic comment about a real practice used against Jews doesn't make you anti-semitic, it just means that you connected with your inner German/Austrian. I guess the Austrians are pretty smart people if they could convince the world that Hitler was German and that Mozart was Austrian.

Congratulations! <—- you spelt this word wrong..

He also should have capitalized Semitic, placed a comma around "and ultimately narrow-minded", this segment lacks a subject: "and who is about the only person on this site that really pisses me off", and a comma is needed after mean, you need to change the word "if" in your last sentence, and put a comma before your last "and".

i'd like to see one day you saying this to me face to face… speaking of faces… yours looks like of a porn star begginer in the moment of the first-time anal penetration by a thoroughbred…

Say it to your face? You live in the boondocks, the bush, in the middle of nowhere's CAPITAL! No one is going to fight their way through maple trees, evil moose, and rabid beavers just to satisfy your Canadian self-freaking-rightiousness. Get a real country and I will talk to you then. (Sorry Brandon)

are you edd's lawyer or it's the same person have troubles with getting itself one piece? cut the crap, john… i think it's not your business… the guy is being rude, not sarcastic at all… and, btw, i don't give a shit on canada or uk – the same dunghill with different names…

I live in the USA. I do not care for the UK either, damn Limeys.

It's alright…I own Canada, so I'm cool with it..want to buy some stock?

Vlad, I think next time you go to the chemist, be sure to insist upon the heavy flow tampons. I know it's a difficult time of the month, but stressing out at John and I isn't going to make the pool of menstrual blood, that you are currently sitting in, go away.

Cranberry juice should help with the stomach cramps.

You do realize that you completely jacked Bill Engvall's Here's Your Sign jokes. Every one of them, almost in sequence, were on one of his albums that I listened to. I guess that there arent many southern people on this group to catch that, although I thought that the Blue Collar Comedy Tour was popular across the nation.

I think Kim Faire should wear a stupid sign.

I agree.

*takes off stupid sign and gives it to Kim

actually, im pretty sure it is in exact sequence…i dont know whether they are the retarded ones, or we are for knowing it. and i dont think everyone across the country knew about it. my sister lives in oklahoma and she had never heard of it. ah well

I haven't watched the Blue Collar Comedy Tour yet, but people in North and South Carolina tell me it's great. I'm not American, let alone a redneck, so I don't know; it might be funny. I didn't bother to read more than a paragraph of Kim's post because it just looked like a copy and paste job.

when you hear the bit, it is quite hilarious. you should go ahead a read it. it makes you question the sanity of some people.

My boyfriend's car is in need of repair so he was at Auto Zone today. He had the hood poped and was looking to see what part he needed to order. This guy walked up to him and asked, "Hey, is your car broken?" My boyfriend said, "Nope, I just pop the hood every once in a while to see if the engine is still there."

I sware this is a true story.

She also said poped too.

I would have if "sware" hadn't made me question her intelligence.

i had a really good here's your sign thing the other day. Someone saw me walking into my church on Sunday morning dressed in my sunday best with a bible and a study guide work book (which was in plain view, not hidden) and asked me on Monday, "Do you go to church there?" I said " NO , I just enjoy waking up early on Sunday's and dressing up and walking into random places."
there's their sign

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No on here will ever amount to anything

October 16th, 2008 No comments

So you might as well read this webpage.

www.xmadness.wordpress.com

"Sum" is fixed. "Amount" is relative. For example, you have a large amount of bullshit, but still have nothing.

You're beautiful.

I know.

Didn't you post this in the other group as well?
Just wondering….

hahahaha, i'll keep that in mind :)

Not you, you're goin' places….

Yes, yes i am.

You can't even title the thread correctly, ffs.

Please, Bodhi, don't cry about it.

Oh, there was no crying involved, where I am concerned. After all, I'm not the one who is illiterate.

Perhaps if you shed some tears over your command of the English language, or your lack thereof, you might be motivated to improve your lot. Unless of course you strive for mediocrity and meet it at effort.

blah blah blah, you must be one bored son of a bitch to whine about grammar.

Not really.

But you must be one dumb son of a bitch to evoke my correction concerning your grammar.

And even if I was bored, I'd rather be brilliant and bored than dumb and illiterate.

Please. Keep your money and your thanks. My tutoring services are offered free of charge under the precept that not everyone can be as fortunate as I.

lol okay. I'm not going to waste my time fighting you. It's a waste of my time and yours. I'll just go ass fuck your momma

You may want to get my cock out of your mouth before you take on that endeavor, little lady.

And I don't think that clitoris you have between your legs will be quite long enough to get the required penetration.

There has been much talk of mounting in this thread yet I fear the original premise remains unchallenged :)

Hello my Nepalise friend. Did you mount the elusive yeti?

Do you actually talk like that?

Oh, you mean the web link that will magically change everyone into someone that will amount to something.

Well, you know how quick we are to get off topic in these demesnes.

Is that like "tilting at windmills" as those of European stock might say ? If so, yes, but with no success. Proving (unfortunately) the premise of this thread…

Only with a gun at my head

hmm I wonder, does the thread take away the power if you amount to something outside of this domain?

It will if I don't get back to work soon

Facebook has the power to get you fired. I will have to remember that one.

The real question is, what will you amount to?

Is that like text speak?

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