Our Life

Answer the quote, and tell me what Season, Episode it was from, the name of it will do. Then make up your own quote in the form of a thread.

DELETE YOUR QUOTES ONCE THEY HAVE BEEN ANSWERED CORRECTLY.

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TO THE ADMINISTRATOR: HI.

-QUOTE-
HOUSE: "An Eye for and Eye, LSD and Anti-Depressants, Everything in balance Buddists call is Karma, and Christians call it the Golden Rule, Jews call it… I dunno, Rabbi Hillel said something Poignant. The universe always settles the score."

DR. CUDDY:"Does it?"

HOUSE: "No, But it should."

Season 2, Episode 12 – Distractions

Okay, how about this one:

Dr. Wilson: [Wilson is quoting a poem from a patient of House's] 'The healer with his magic powers! / I could rub his gentle brow for hours. / His manly chest, his stubbled jaw, / Everything about him leaves me raw-'
Dr. Gregory House: Psych ward's upstairs.
Dr. Wilson: -with joy. Oh, House your very name / Will never leave this girl the same.' It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.
Dr. Gregory House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Dr. Wilson: That's fairly disgusting.

Season 1, Episode 8 – Poison.

Next up:

House: Again, was that a question? I asked what you would do. It seems unfair for you to ask me what you would do. Who gives the guy the other antivenin? [Half of the class raises their hands.] And who goes looking for the snake?

Rebellious: I assume that one choice kills him and one saves him.

House: That’s usually the way it works at the leg turning black stage.

Caring: So half of us killed him and half of us saved his life.

House: Yeah.

Keen: But we can’t be blamed for –

House: I’m sure this goes against everything you’ve been taught, but right and wrong do exist. Just because you don’t know what the right answer is – maybe there’s even no way you could know what the right answer is – doesn’t make your answer right or even okay. It’s much simpler than that. It’s just plain wrong.

Season 1, episode 21 – Three Stories

I got one

House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?

Season 2, episode 10 – Failure To Communicate

House: Crawl out of your holes people!

Season 2, episode 19, House Vs. God

House: "I like my coffee black. Like i like my brain damaged neurologists…"

Season 2, Episode 22, Forever

House: "What part of poop didn't you understand?"

Season 3, Episode 2, Cain and Able

Wilson: "House, this is God."
House: "I'm a little busy right now…"

Season 2×13, Skin Deep.

"The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes… the shoes always tell the truth."

Season 1, Edisode 19, Kids

"Sorry, I missed that. Hearing's been off since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head."

Season 1, episode 19, Kids

House: What? Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight. Doesn't mean we've stopped loving you. Now, go outside and play, get daddy some smokes, and an arterial blood gas test.

"His pancreas is gonna explode because his brain's on fire!"

Season 2, episode 1, Acceptance

House: She's my boss. If she gets sick the hospital might want to replace her. Especially if she dies. I'll have to learn how to manipulate someone new.

Season 2, (#22?) Forever.

House: "How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts? "

Season 2, Episode 6 – "Spin".

"Gruesome and low-tech… kiss me, I love it. A-five, six, seven, eight…"

2.2 "Autopsy"

"That's our Hitler!"

1.19 – Kids

"No way, I LOVE the clinic!"

Season 1 | Episode 11 "Detox"

“So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

Season 1, Episode 22: "The Honeymoon."

"The Wicked shall deceive you because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots."

The latest one: 3.4: "Lines in the sand".

"Dr. Cameron: Love is an emotion certain people experience, similar to happiness. No, maybe I should give a more relatable example. "

Season 2, Episode 16, "Safe."

"He's too busy to service you until after work. I got a couple of minutes, though. Feel free to say something like, 'what'll we do with the time left over.'"

2.08 – The Mistake

"What's gonna happen here is that someone is gonna get a buttload of morphine…I'm not sure exactly who at this point…"

Season3, episode 3?

"Now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend."