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Im off down to Greggs for my lunch but i dont know what to get. Someone please convince me to not choose two of the three.

1 of each

You will be pleased to know that i went for 2 Steak bakes, a bag of Pom-Bears and a can of Fanta Lemon and it went down rather good! And i finished it off with a read of the daily Star

Nicola McClean is fit

mmmmm Pom Bears

get Borat to tour the UK, then you may try some

some guy who has given himself the same name as Borat's sidekick

have you not seen his name?

That was my thoughts exactly!

Your going to die anyway, why not have some fun and enjoyment first

oooh now you're talking

ill have a jumbo chocolate donut

ofcourse

it doesnt come with sprinkles

then im not getting one

but i want one

get it your fuckin self then you lazy non-sprinkle donut loving bastard

I love the sprinkles, but the greggs donuts dont have them.
Greggs is miles away from me, There are 3 Ainsleys that i pass before i get to greggs

I will let you off then

What is Ainsleys? Is it a cheap version of greggs

You dont have Ainsleys down in shitville?
wow, you really do live in a shit city
Its better than greggs if you want a pasty or a jam donut.
Greggs is better for everything else though

i had you down as a strict pie man! Not a pasty man…tut, tut, tut….im dissappointed in you

That is why i go to David Street Café, they do a lovely meat n taty pie

i go to a littlle homemade pie shop to get my Steak n Kidney pies….they're yum

not proper pies though

what Meat n Taty, yeah i know