Our Life

having been at the brunt of many a well timed acidic comment i know the power of them and love to re-direct them at other unwitting victims.
i know how effective they are and use them accordingly.
There i said it.

Yes you have well done,i shall now live in fear of your sarcastic tongue

You have said it and like sally im too am scared.

you are so masterfull and powerfull however i do have a query, who was so sarcastic to you that you felt compelled to write a new thread and not just shoot us down in others, with your mighty whip of a tongue .. ok type talk on here

im really enjoying this group and wanted my own thread

ouch my god i'm really feeling the lash of your sarcasm

is the whole sheep not enough then? or was you after a more silky thread now thats expensive

sally he might just have the right type of thread you need to sew up your wound from his lashing. you just got to weave it off his back though first

not sure it'll be enough the wound is very deep

i had a feeling it would be, what with the power of his mighty wit
wonder if he has any fully cotton balls around

i'd emagine they'd be very tiny balls,do you think hes gone or is it just taking him a while to think of a witty sarcastic reply?think we might be here a while if he is

so smaller than a nut shell shall we say
i to feel he has gone and left us maybe he just couldnt hsndle two women
his mug would just have to be

im just not witty enough

or perhaps hes just scared of women,his parents are very sarcastic apparently,i think hes had a very trumatic childhood

is that why he got two names andrew lee or is he really lee andrews
keep me informed night x

well, im pretty sure i was born sarcastic… if not, growing up in the family i have has made me very good at it… i am one to look for the irony in situations, and i have it ingrained in me, the people in general are stupid, and unless you can prove otherwise, i will keep pounding you with sarcastic answers to your stupid questions and not feel the least bit bad about letting you believe what i said though it is totally untrue… for example:

Megan: do we have anymore score sheets?
Me: no, but i just called pete and he said to right it on the counter and take a picture at the end of every game, then erase it. he says that will save us money since volleyball season is almost over.
"Megan: Seriously
Me: yah
Jon in the background laughing hysterically
Megan : why is jon laughing? are you lying to me?
me: of course not…

calm down girls ,are you defensive, a man has hurt you maybe?

It was the aliens.

They're the ones that did everything to me.

You too, actually, shouldn't you be visiting mummy and daddy soon?

The traumatic experience of separation without the satisfaction of divorce

I blame the parents. Not mine, they were lovely.

My Sister was a sarcastic harridan though.

Sarcasm is 90 % truth and 10 % misdirection.

Stupid and thoughtless people have made me sarcastic.

I'm Mildly disgruntled.

me? sarcastic? you've got to be kidding?

erm… i blame rich and michael….

you're not sarcastic, you're hopelessly floundering around trying to find words you can put next to eachother in a sentence

you're constantly on microsoft word using the thesaurus to use synonyms for your little words to turn them into big words… please use spell and grammar check as well next time.

what like you? Like I said, I never need thesauri, they're of no use to me whatsoever