what is the most sarcastic greeting that you would use for your voicemail?
The owner of this mail box is currently being climaxed, please leave a message after the moan. ;D
If you want to talk rubbish press 1, then press 2 twice, then press * then press 1 again then enter 350 then press # 26times, then press 8 then leave your message..uh oh you've been too long. Call terminated.
i'm really sorry i missed your call, i just don't think i could pretend like i'm listening to you dumb ass anymore.
F**K off I'm busy
the number you have ailed is busy, call back in the year 2030 if still busy try again 10 years after never , it might just be a shorts in our system
"I wish I could speak to you, but I'm afraid that I have other urgent issues that need to be dealt with. Please leave a message because I'll be kind enough to return the call. My heart is shattered for every moment I can't speak with you so please don't HESITATE to leave a message… "
Thats a good one!
"For important information press one. For everything else- hang up"
The number you have reached is no longer in service
Not yet… But then again… I never pay much attention to details
I thought he was looking for Atlantis…
"You know the drill." ……..beeeeeep…
Were you calling your dentist?
hi, as if you didn't know, i'm not here right now or i just can't be fucked to answer because you annoy me greatly. Please leave a message so i can delete it *beep*
Hang up now! Or you call will be redirected to Nicola Liddicoat personal phone number…. I would say good luck to you… you should have hung up while you had the chance
This is not an answering device, this is a mind reading device. Think about what you want to say, and I'll think about calling you back.
That was funny.
Hi… Oh yea… Mmmhmm…. Go On….. beep.
This call is important to us and that is why.. we are not here to recieve it! If you leave us a message, we will make sure you pay for it.
Thank you and have a wonderful day.
Phil what is this? This is the third time I have chanced upon you slinging my name about, I can only presume you are missing me dreadfully and want me to know it.
I have two words on my answer machine
Hello?……..Hello?
The phone has rung 6 times already.If u still think i want to recieve your call,start blabbing after the beep.
pleases leave ur name and number, i will get back to u asap in ur dreams
If you'd like to speak to me…press 1
If you'd just like to rant atme..press 2
If you've just dialled the wrong number..press 3
If you'd like to repeat the options again..press #
You're call IS important to me.Please hold the line.
You have yet again reached her..She didnt answer before so why are you calling again? Please leave no detailed messages and phone numbers, and she will NOT be back with you shortly. NO THANK YOU!
Please do not hang up…. your call is important to us….
$14.95 / minute charge will apply…
An operator will be glad to assist in oh say 99 minutes…
Please hold…..your call is important to us….
$14.95 / minute charge will apply…
An operator will be glad to assist in oh say 98 minutes…
Thank you for holding…. your call is important to us….
$14.95 / minute charge will apply…
An operator will be glad to assist in oh say 97 minutes…
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