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I don’t like it when someone who’s 3 feet tall and pretending to be an aeroplane runs at my happy place, because I know it’s going to hurt.These kids need.no deserve, a knee in the head.I think it’s a great learning experice for them and it will teach them the value of personal space. would have to agree with that maby you should get a gared fot your happy place without question; this is the appropriate response. Is it acceptable? I thought it was expected this doesn’t happen to me a lot – generally the dirty look i give them is enough to scare them off, but when they do get to close i find foot-to-face technique is VERY effective. you should just knee cap then and then they will never be able to leave the house. The streets may be kid free zones. or is that to dark side I think that’s going a bit far You don’t actually have to knee them, it’s very easy to just sort of walk over the top of them. Walk over them. Repeatedly Little children both of the mentally disabled adn regular children always end up walking in front of me and stopping forcing me to jump to the side and lose my balance to not run into them. I seem to get a wtf look from all the special helper ladies when I throw up my arms everytime one of them walks and stops in front of me. Jesus, just because they have a disablity doesn’t make them the king of the world. I once had a kid in a wheelchair run over my foot when I was standing still and there was plenty of room for him to go around. I yell watch out and get a lecture from a teacher wtf? Kick them out of the way like a rugby ball. I think it’s fine. And if you “sneeze” at the same time it could even look like an accident. Indeed, not only is it an acceptable act but it is very easy to get away with. Just walk really quickly (as usual) and try to overtake them. As you do it, pretending not to see the child, pretend that you see something you want (something in a shop/ whatever) in the direction of the child and BAM. Oh yeah! And in your rush you just dont see the little shit or have to stop. Brilliant and ive been trying to take them out with a screwdriver. loving your style x i pretend to be a zombie which always makes them cry and sometimes run into oncoming traffic in a vane attempt to escape This is in such extraordinarily bad taste – I can’t help but find it funny

Brit Comedy Rocks I agreei’ve had my cousins’ little boy over at mine and the little shit loves to run jump and grab shitnow i’m 6′1 and the little fucker always seems to be grabbin at my crotch.(i think the little fucker’s gay) anyway. knee to the head or drop kick the little fucker sexy but it would work better if you had a car waiting to run them over. i give them dirty looks till they cry and then pretend to be surprised when their parents wonder what has upset them.

noisy little fuckers. better still if you work in pairs Will you be my driver or do you wanna do the zombie bit.you will of course have to come to Cornwall and do it as i cant get any leave or plane tickets at the mo x dude i’m totally the driver the title of this discussion is so offending!
but does the same apply for old people in young peoples clothes Ooh. toughie. I think for them you should just go with the old ’shove em into the street’. Old people jaywalk all the time. *snicker*

As for the three-foot fiends, pretend to trip, and use their heads to ‘catch your balance’. If they happen to fall over oops! heh heh. i think thats the best idea =]
otherwise the parents are all “OMG LOOK WHAT YOU DID!”
and then you have to hit them =p
its a bad cycle.
easier to make it look like an accident =D I love this forum almost as much as I love pizza. It’s good to know there are other angry violent people like me out there. lol its really bad that this many people want to hit midget ass kids that walk like fucking snails.
its also incredibly hilarious
=] I hate it when parents just let their children do whatever and lag behind then if i’m walking fast and trying to move out the way of the slow stumbling turd i might accidentally stumble across it, then the parent will look at me as if i’ve just smacked their child. They should be happy i didn’t. Hold your fucking child’s hand or keep it on a lead! Just get it out of my way. hm. let me think about it
no the parents should be slapped (inevitably theyre slow walkers too) for letting their child wander away and b slow. but u can also teach the parents by kneeing the kid in the head, yes.