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Why do fatties eat like they have not been fed for three weeks. Was at a Chinese all you can eat buffet at lunchtime, and there was a table with two fat birds. They were shovelling it in like it was going out of fashion, myself and my dining companion could not held but sit in silence watching them, it was quite gross. i was going past 2 fat birds the other day. they were standing facing each other shovelling crisps in their faces really really quickly. they didn’t even look at each other, just stuff, stuff, stuff it looked so joyless and bizarre! (and also disgusting as they were both wearing too small clothes lol) I wonder that same thing. Could be that they want to eat as much as possible as quickly as possible just in case somebody snatches there meal? Maybe the food wants to run away.hehe It could well be that they’re scared of the goblins stealing their food hahaha I already wrote this on another discussion.but it fits this one better:

I was about to go to Burger King tother day, walked in and saw a woman who was so fat she made *insert name of the fattest person you can think of* look like Kate Moss. Made me turn around and walk straight out-for some reason I’d lost my appetite! you lot are cracking me up with your comments. I think that they don’t need to talk coz it is the language of the fat person. thats why we don’t get it. you wait there will be a spam mail saying want to learn a new language with a picture of a fat person stuffing their face. i think it even funnier when u see the drinking a diet coke withe there macdonalds like it makes it ok coz its a diet drink bc there is a 20 minute gap between eating and feeling full from the food youve eaten so they are trying to maximize their consumption of food by eating as fast as possible before they are too full to continue gorging themselves like swine

duh! The reason they don’t stop to talk has been answered by scientific research, when they slowed down the grunts and sucking sounds of the fat, they found that they actually communicated through their own unique ’sunt’ language. If you imagine the communication between whales then you are half way to understanding the fat. Have you noticed also how fat peope are really devious when it comes to food as well. And its always the super sized McD’s with a super sized DIET coke lol We have a fatty here at work, who eats about 18 packets of crisps, 15 Yorkie bars and 11 Muffins a day. But for lunch always has a salad because shes ‘trying to loose a bit’. What? Like when they cut a slice out of a new cake and leave the slice so that they can say they didn’t eat ALL the cake? lol how funny is that I don’t think i’d be able to stop myself from cracking jokes about it. Do you remember when you was a kid at school and the dinner time bell went, you never stood a chance at getting to the front of the queue did you. I love the people at cafes that ask for a low fat coffeeand then top it off three chocolate muffins and two cupcakeswhy even pretend to wanna go low fat no i was always pushed to the back. maybe thats why were not fat. there was no food left.

and then put 4 sugers in it. lol

there was this lady who asked for like 5 big mac meals large fries and a fanta then she said lite because shes on a diet i was like eh?

you just ordered all that food.for yourself, theres no-one else with you so dont pretend its for other people, oh that reall annoys me its like people that are turning around and taking legal action against maccas because they are fat.whats with that? They are fat because they eat too much.and now they have to blame someone Dont forget the caramel syrup too Funny thing now is the govt are saying its not your personal fault if your fat, its society as a whole who is to blame. Like I personally stand on top a fatty, and force 23 wagon wheels, 18 pork pies and a saveloy down their fat greedy traps. Wouldnt it be the opposite really.since when has society accepted being fat? Surely i’m not that out of touch! No it don’t matter how much they want to blame everyone else. being fat is noones fault but theirs! You can’t go saying things like that, my god people taking personal responsibility for themselves. Whatever next, you will be telling pedestrians that they have to look both ways before they cross a road in case there are cars coming. What is it these days? Everyone seems to wanna blame someone else for everything that goes wrong in their lifelast time i checked if you fall over and break your leg in the street its not the councils fault for not having a sign or fixing a pothole.its your fault, cause you werent watching where you were goingor if you get lung cancer from smokingits not the tobacco companies faulti mean seriously people, you have been warned

Now its not someones fault if they are fat One really simple solution.PUT THE FORK DOWN! That is why you are fat Cause you eat crapand probably a lot of it! No fat people generally maintain that they are and I quote here “not given the tools or role models to maintain weight” And people that are anorexic claim the same thing.cant go both ways can it? I hate the way fat people dispise me for being thin and acuse me of being anorexic.

Its not my fault you chose to watch the entire sky plus menu for the last 2 years whilst I chose to spend it in the great out doors. LOL Of course it can work both ways, remember we live in a blaime everyone and everything else but yourself culture